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08/02/2013 at 22:22

why bother what wrong with real grass or if you dont want to cut it that often sow slowgrow

09/02/2013 at 06:50
Precision Greens wrote (see)


I am new to this forum looking for great discussion on artificial and synthetic grass

Spam - Precision Greens is the name of an American company installing synthentic putting greens etc.

09/02/2013 at 11:12

Well done Dove.  I thought it was a dodgy posting and either something like that or our favourite troll.

09/02/2013 at 13:16

Aren't they tedious? 

09/02/2013 at 14:07

does that mean we won't be having a deep and meaningful discussion about green plastic carpets?

09/02/2013 at 14:20

I had some lino once but it was not green-do not have any pictures to share.

09/02/2013 at 14:25
Hehe Lino grass , mop it over instead of mowing, might be ideal
09/02/2013 at 14:52

I did see a garden with green painted concrete around a little flower bed

09/02/2013 at 14:54
Be good for muddy dog paws
09/02/2013 at 15:31

There's a little cinema on the quayside at Woodbridge in Suffolk - it had/has (I've not been for a while) seats outside for people to have cups of tea, scones, ice creams etc - imagine little white wooden tables, colourful parasols, planters with flowers and a carpet of 'Astroturf'' - until we had floods and the river over-ran the quayside and the Astroturf floated, in one huge sheet, down the River Deben and out to sea LOL  

An unusal hazard to shipping 

09/02/2013 at 15:33
Yes grass ahoy would be yelled
09/02/2013 at 15:37
When I did long some long distance sailing, a good tip was to train your dog to do its business on a square of AstroTurf on deck. The astro turf square was tethered to the boat by a line, so when it had been...deployed, it was chucked overboard to sluice off, then pulled back on deck.
Which sort of avoided shi**ing hazards.
09/02/2013 at 15:39*t ahoyyy....
09/02/2013 at 15:45
Also remember the American baseball player who, when asked whether he preferred grass or AstroTurf, replied "Can't say, never smoked AstroTurf."
09/02/2013 at 15:47
09/02/2013 at 21:09


09/02/2013 at 21:13

Spam Ahoy!!!! Thank you Mr Greens for giving us all a good laugh tonight

09/02/2013 at 22:24
09/02/2013 at 22:28

Ditto and  hahaha

10/02/2013 at 17:28

We're not as green as Precision Green.

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