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clogherhead

08/02/2013 at 22:22

why bother what wrong with real grass or if you dont want to cut it that often sow slowgrow

Dovefromabove

09/02/2013 at 06:50

Precision Greens wrote (see)

Hi,

I am new to this forum looking for great discussion on artificial and synthetic grass

Spam - Precision Greens is the name of an American company installing synthentic putting greens etc.

obelixx

09/02/2013 at 11:12

Well done Dove. I thought it was a dodgy posting and either something like that or our favourite troll.

Dovefromabove

09/02/2013 at 13:16

Aren't they tedious?

nutcutlet

09/02/2013 at 14:07

does that mean we won't be having a deep and meaningful discussion about green plastic carpets?

sotongeoff

09/02/2013 at 14:20

I had some lino once but it was not green-do not have any pictures to share.

Bunny ...

09/02/2013 at 14:25

Hehe Lino grass , mop it over instead of mowing, might be ideal

nutcutlet

09/02/2013 at 14:52

I did see a garden with green painted concrete around a little flower bed

Bunny ...

09/02/2013 at 14:54

Be good for muddy dog paws

Dovefromabove

09/02/2013 at 15:31

There's a little cinema on the quayside at Woodbridge in Suffolk - it had/has (I've not been for a while) seats outside for people to have cups of tea, scones, ice creams etc - imagine little white wooden tables, colourful parasols, planters with flowers and a carpet of 'Astroturf'' - until we had floods and the river over-ran the quayside and the Astroturf floated, in one huge sheet, down the River Deben and out to sea LOL

An unusal hazard to shipping

Bunny ...

09/02/2013 at 15:33

Yes grass ahoy would be yelled

figrat

09/02/2013 at 15:37

When I did long some long distance sailing, a good tip was to train your dog to do its business on a square of AstroTurf on deck. The astro turf square was tethered to the boat by a line, so when it had been...deployed, it was chucked overboard to sluice off, then pulled back on deck.
Which sort of avoided shi**ing hazards.

Bunny ...

09/02/2013 at 15:39

....sh*t ahoyyy....

figrat

09/02/2013 at 15:45

Also remember the American baseball player who, when asked whether he preferred grass or AstroTurf, replied "Can't say, never smoked AstroTurf."

Bunny ...

09/02/2013 at 15:47

Hehehehe

Zoomer44

09/02/2013 at 21:09

LOL

Caz W

09/02/2013 at 21:13

Spam Ahoy!!!! Thank you Mr Greens for giving us all a good laugh tonight

Bunny ...

09/02/2013 at 22:24

Hehehe

FloBear

09/02/2013 at 22:28

Ditto and hahaha

Joe_the_Gardener

10/02/2013 at 17:28

We're not as green as Precision Green.