Fairygirl - thanks - like this, you mean?. I asked cos some Forums do it automatically.
Tea towel - please do tell.
I like the one about the person who invented a universal solvent but couldn't find anything to put it in.
And the Irish torch - solar cell but no battery. Worked well in sunlight.
And the Irishman who wrote in his will that he wished to be buried at sea - six of his friends got drowned digging the hole.