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29/08/2013 at 12:22

A shotgun?

29/08/2013 at 12:50

When the blackbirds start on the apples I figure they're ready. Unless you can net them, I'd pick them.

29/08/2013 at 13:44

all birds and slugs will have a go at the apples,I pick them before the birds can do too much damage but there is plenty to round.

29/08/2013 at 14:42
Hia Happy ,,if you take waterbutts advise then you must mind your teeth when you later pick the apples, thats if theres any left to pick, and crow pie iv heard is very nice,now thats what i call getting your own back, i noticed new discovery apples appeared in the local vegy today mortgage prices again just to catch all the holiday makers here in Tenby AND they pay it, so i can understand you being annoyed good luck with the crows
29/08/2013 at 14:52

I suppose if the shotgun shooter was accurate, they could get the crows oven ready with apple stuffing included.

I'm vegetarian, btw. Don't really suggest shooting them but often dream about it.

29/08/2013 at 19:08

How to cook a crow:

Build a fire and when it is burning well, throw in a couple of rocks and the crow.  When the rocks go soft the crow is ready to eat.

(Adapted from an Australian joke)

29/08/2013 at 20:51

If they are small trees , then try nets or stringing cotton between branches. Or dangle a cd in the tree.

30/08/2013 at 09:01

I fully understand your problem happycottontail, I have a magnificent 30 odd year old Discovery and it is loaded with fruit every year(except last year). They are early eaters and are usually ready in the middle of August. This year, as you observed they are not ready. But like you, the crows are feasting on them and now they have invited four Green Parakeets who are stripping the tree!!

It is upsetting as the children in the street love going up the tree to pick the fruit and at this rate there will be nothing left.My neighbour has offered to shoot them with his airgun but I'd rather they(the birds) shared the apples with us. The tree is too big to net.So I am just doing an impression of a demented old birdtrying to chase them away and just admiring the shining red apples that are still on the tree.I have given up fighting life, after all, the bird table that the birds feed on daily is under the tree so to them this is just an added autumn treat I suppose! Ho hum.

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