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Paddy and his missus were lying in bed one night when paddy turns to his wife and says,right that does it molly i'm going down i'm fed up with that bloody do barking all night long.Yap! Yap! Yap all bloody night.I,m going down to sort this out once and for all.5mins later paddy comes back upstairs and mollies cries,paddy what the hell have you done.Paddy replies,I've put it in our garden to see how they like it.
/ Cute or what?
After that, Diddy, I refer everyone to the jokes thread! Like that. Might share it on my FB page. Definately going to try to share that pic, my dog owners will love it!
That my best joke ever,it cracks me up psml.
Got lots of likes for the 'hot dog/sausage dog' on my dog grooming page. Just hope the owners don't think I'm cruel!! You must have more with the SOH you show on other pages. Get on that joke thread. It's silly, rubbish, fun and c**p all at the same time. Makes me giggle, anyway.
And, I 'reported' you on there for telling jokes on wrong thread!! So let's see you there, please?!
I've run out, told all my best, so hoping there'll be accolades for 'worst joke ever' next!
We don't all have the time to find your witticisms (or Tea's) every night thro' lots of threads, so lets see your worst!!!
GJ posted some jokes on therefor you, let me know what you think? i will start a new thread on jokes just for you.
All is quiet on the dog scene a the mo.i heard him come out and bet them si it must be annoying him also
Thats funny, Diddy. Off to find this jokes page now, couldn't find it last night and got distracted with other threads!
Half past six this morning they started,then this was followed by him yelling to them shouting shut the f..k up. it really is starting to piss me off now.
it would me too flirt.. our one next door used to be out at 12 at night barking.. at the foxes they said.. well tell it to shut up i said.. and all day whenever it heard people walking along the coastal path.. not now with the sonic device.. well unless it goes into back garden.. too far away for it to work.. but doesnt bark much when round the back.. so much better.
That is some of the problem also,like you say we also have foxes and badgers in the woods at the bottom of the gardens so i know that wont help matteres any way,at the moment i'm not sure what needs shutting up first the dogs or him.I will soon start to get my own back once my oven is finished and then let the PARTY BEGIN
It,s really driving me up the wall now, think i need to go to rent a thug and get it sorted out.