Greetings sotongeoff (I presume that's the port of soton where I lived for quite a lot of years) and gold1locks. My name was originally my little dog Flo who happened to look like a polar bear cub. I also have a French connection so it works both ways.
Custarde FloBear
(but only my Mum calls me Custarde and only when I've been playing in the mud or similar sins)
And whoever said a chicken thread, yes please.