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Clean trousers
When I come oin site there is often the picture of a gentleman resting his foot on a digging implement. His boots and trousers are CLEAN.
My question is, How the h...l does he do that?. I only have to walk down to the veg patch to be covered in mud, even after a 2 year drought.
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No real gardener has clean boots and trousers.
I can't even get from the back door to the car and stay really clean
In the sticks near Peterborough
Sometimes I don't even have to go outside!
Thus is the magic of advertising!
I should have called myself Muck Magnet. I only walk outside and look and my nails get dirty.
Totally agree Ryan, you should also see what I wear for gardening.
Good to see you've got your priorities right Ryan
In the sticks near Peterborough
My Father was one of those people who could walk across a ploughed field and come out the other end with not a drop of soil anywhere, not even on the soles of his shoes. I used to watch carefully to see it his feet actually touched the ground at all.
Then he used to go mad at me for having dirty shoes!!!!!!!!!!!
No justice.
Bet that model had long finger nails and clean ones at that too.
Its not just gardening that makes me dirty. If I do any painting I get more over me than the walls, especially when using a paint roller, I end up with a speckled face and get blotches on my hair if doing the ceiling