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Don't you go putting the Evil Eye on the weather Verdun! I will be having lunch at The Tinners Arms, Zennor, this coming Wednesday, so if the weather's c..p I will know who to blame ..... and we know where you live (ish!)
It must be summer as I got the fake tan out last week. Not that I want to look tanned you understand, I just want to get rid of the bone white look on my legs. My legs are so white it would frighten horses. The rest of me is white too, but that's not a problem as it rarely gets exposed.