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A man opens his door and finds a snail on his front porch. He picks it up and throws it across the street.A year later the man opens his door and finds the same snail on his front porch.The snail looks up and says, "What the f..k was *that* all about?"
What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?Thanks for the mammaries!
A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother...
I man walks into a bar ,ouch that hurt he said.
Clueless, are they ALWAYS ON THE STARBOARD BOW?
Ok, Diddy. Isn't the saying something like 'Be careful what you ask for?! I think I learned the meaning of that just now! Should have left your jokes to other threads! Only joking. I 'GOT' and laughed at,nearly all of them ! And thanks for taking the hints to come here.
A man meets a genie, as you do, who grants him one wish. " I want to live forever" he says. " I can't grant those sort of wishes " the genie said, " ok, I want to live until England win the world cup again then" you crafty git " said the genie.
Hey! Just thought of this
Whats the the most miserable dessert?
Apple Grumble. Good eh?
Hey Verdun .....that was a cracking joke.
Thanks dove. You're not just humouring me now are you? (do like these smilies now I can use them)
That was an excellent joke Verdun. Not dirty, not too long
Well, since I know you lot aren't humouring me I have a lot more of those jokes you all like.......
Well, what are you waiting for? Out with them!
where do cats keep their money...
in their purr...se da tah!
A purrfect joke I think gardeningfantic.....
It's so annoying. I want to water my lawn but it's raining