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17/09/2013 at 20:32

A man opens his door and finds a snail on his front porch. 
He picks it up and throws it across the street.
A year later the man opens his door and finds the same snail on his front porch.
The snail looks up and says, "What the f..k was *that* all about?"

17/09/2013 at 20:37
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18/09/2013 at 20:53

I man walks into a bar ,ouch that hurt he said.

20/09/2013 at 03:49


20/09/2013 at 04:08

Ok, Diddy. Isn't the saying something like 'Be careful what you ask for?!  I think I learned the meaning of that just now!  Should have left your jokes to other threads!  Only joking.  I 'GOT' and laughed at,nearly all of them ! And thanks for taking the hints to come here.

20/09/2013 at 15:08

A man meets a genie, as you do, who grants him one wish. " I want to live forever" he says. " I can't grant those sort of wishes " the genie said, " ok, I want to live until England win the world cup again then" you crafty git " said the genie.

20/09/2013 at 20:40

He He!

21/09/2013 at 16:19

Hey!  Just thought of this


Whats the the most miserable dessert?

Apple Grumble.    Good eh?  

21/09/2013 at 19:23

Hey Verdun .....that was a cracking joke.   

21/09/2013 at 19:34

21/09/2013 at 20:44

Thanks dove.  You're not just humouring me now are you?   (do like these smilies now I can use them)

21/09/2013 at 21:11

That was an excellent joke Verdun. Not dirty, not too long

21/09/2013 at 21:18

21/09/2013 at 21:48

Well, since I know you lot aren't humouring me I have a lot more of those jokes you all like.......

21/09/2013 at 22:01

Well, what are you waiting for? Out with them!

25/09/2013 at 10:40

where do cats keep their money...


in their da tah!

25/09/2013 at 14:20

A purrfect joke I think gardeningfantic.....

25/09/2013 at 14:21

It's so annoying.  I want to water my lawn but it's raining    

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