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Why did the Head Gardener quit?..........his celery was,nt high enough !
What is a gardeners favourite book?.........War and Peas
Why did the gardener need a cork?..............his garden sprung a leek.
The old ones are the best
Why did the carrot look embarassed?
He had a pea up against a wall....
How do flowers keep up with the news? They read the Dahlia Mail.
I think I just thought of that one...
What do flowers drink to keep healthy? Acteamel? Actea/actimel?
(don't get this quality anywhere else )
FG. Trust you to lower the tone. Go stand in the corner.
Peter's is worse..
Actually - the Dahlia Mail would be a better paper anyway...
Verdun...thank goodness we don't......one of your worst!
Hey! Wot you hinting at Fairygirl? you dispara...dissparragin...di.....rubbishing my jokes?
Im sure the more discerning members will disagree with you
Ok, what veg are happy to wait their turn? Cucumbers, of course! Queue cumbers??? There you go, spontaneous wit
and finally, but not necessarily the last. Wot plants are related to animals? Catkins...cat kin? See, first class off the cuff. Now that is a good one
......I'll get my coat
Verd....I don't know what to say....
you took the words out my mouth...coat and hat please..
I thought Verdun's jokes were quite good. I can't even think of any.
Why thank you busy. You're so much nicer than Fairygirl
Clearly, you have a fine sense of a good joke. Huge respect for that
I love jokes .... but I can never remember any to telll on here
Brum...... you panicked me then.
this is not a joke but a qoute from Mae West
Sex is like bridge; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
Made me smile
Oooh really CG
sorry it must be the extra hour
I'm waitting for the shops to open rost chicken to buy and clubcard points to be added then I'm off into the garden to make some room for a compost bin for leaves
You'd best hurry with your bin or the wind'll blow the whole lot into another county!