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You'll recall that a while back, when things got a bit unpleasant, we started a 'no bickering' policy on the forum. That policy still stands. This thread, started with the purpose of sharing some jokes, is becoming a bit bad-tempered in tone, so we will delete it if this continues.
Do share jokes by all means, but please bear our forum code of conduct in mind before doing so: http://www.gardenersworld.com/forum/codeofconduct.aspx
Daniel HaynesEditor, gardenersworld.com
Thank you for stepping in Daniel it is appreciated.
Why did the scarecrow get an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
As a gardener what sort of socks do I wear? ....just thought of this so it's a good un
........first correct answer buys me a donut. Donut reply with the wrong answer ...get it? Good eh?
All spontaneous and sooooo funny.
Off to the foodbank now.....and the weather is getting stormer by the hour
Pears (of socks) Verdun?
What did one ...... say to the others as they hid in some ones shed eating pretend cake and sending each other to the naughty step.
I think we are losing the plot.
ok I'll get my coat.
Very good Ashleigh - like that one
Whiteheather - you've lost me
I donut know the answer Verd.
Can we get a clue pretty please?
I donut know either, but I think Doves right. Verdun if Doves right you should buy her the donut, ........cheeky Verdun
Garden hose, of course. Get it. Good eh? ...er, I'll get my coat shall I?
I thought the pear of socks was better
Very good Verdun, liked pear of socks too. So Dove still deserves a cream cake
Sorry Verd, but hose are tights. Can't allow it. Totally inaccurate. Dove wins. Get yer coat ...and doublet
I now have a vision of you gardening in tights.....
Fairy, hose can also mean stockings, now thats a different picture altogether
Lily you forgot to say panty.
What do these look like if it's not Cornish Piskies?
KEF - language
Sorry Fairy, knickers
Childish snigger, Kef