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04/02/2014 at 12:34

As a gardener what sort of socks do I wear?  ....just thought of this so it's a good un 

........first correct answer buys me a donut.  Donut reply with the wrong answer ...get it?  Good eh?  

All spontaneous and sooooo funny.  

Off to the foodbank now.....and the weather is getting stormer by the hour 

04/02/2014 at 13:19


04/02/2014 at 13:25

Pears (of socks) Verdun? 

04/02/2014 at 14:07

What did one ...... say to the others as they hid in some ones shed eating pretend cake and sending each other to the naughty step.

I think we are losing the plot.

ok I'll get my coat.

04/02/2014 at 14:13

Very good Ashleigh - like that one 

Whiteheather - you've lost me  

I donut know the answer Verd.  

Can we get a clue pretty please?

04/02/2014 at 15:22

I donut know either, but I think Doves right.  Verdun if Doves right you should buy her the donut, ........cheeky Verdun 

04/02/2014 at 18:49

Garden hose, of course.  Get it.  Good eh?, I'll get my coat shall I?  

04/02/2014 at 19:15

I thought the pear of  socks was better

04/02/2014 at 19:22

Very good Verdun, liked pear of socks too. So Dove still deserves a cream cake 

04/02/2014 at 19:23


Sorry Verd, but hose are tights. Can't allow it. Totally inaccurate. Dove wins. Get yer coat ...and doublet 

I now have a vision of you gardening in tights..... 

04/02/2014 at 19:27

Fairy, hose can also mean stockings, now thats a different picture altogether

04/02/2014 at 19:32

Lily you forgot to say panty.

04/02/2014 at 19:34


04/02/2014 at 19:35

What do these look like if it's not Cornish Piskies?

04/02/2014 at 19:35


KEF - language 

04/02/2014 at 19:42

Sorry Fairy, knickers

04/02/2014 at 19:49

Childish snigger, Kef 

04/02/2014 at 20:12

Look, it was a spontaneous joke.  Thought it was brilliant...well I couldn't stop laughing as I typed it.    

How did you know I garden in tights Fairygirl?  Ah! I know.  You saw me in town earlier didn't you?  They were so warm and comforting that I kept them on all day.  Because they stretch I can carry all my groceries too so they serve another practical reason for wearing them 

04/02/2014 at 20:28

You caught me red handed Verd....and red faced too after I'd seen you...

I think it was your varicose veins not the groceries that made your legs look lumpy.You looked like Nora Batty. 


04/02/2014 at 20:40

I try to be inconspicuous Fairy but I guess the collar and tie was a bit silly