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Fairygirl

I've got a new one:

Q:   What do you call a retired vegetable?

A:   A has-bean  

That could be one of yours Verd 

That is excellent Fairy  although I see myself more of a scarlet emperor runner bean. Proud, tall, colourful with an appropriate name but modest too of course.  Eva so 'umble me 

What do ??ou call a cute joke in the garden?   Sweetcorn.   Look, I'm stuck  here listening to the bulletins on the radio.  What do ??ou expect?  can't keep churning out these awesome jokes forever y'know.  

What Veg do we grow on our faces?  ...cauliflower ears.   

Fairygirl

Well, you're always modest Verd. It's your best feature, apart from your lumpy legs of course 

 

Q:  What vegetable likes going camping?

A:   A Brussels scout 

What's the most creative veg?

Artichoke 

Whats the saddest fruit?

Blueberry

 

BobTheGardener

Which tree has the softest bark?

A fur tree of course!

 

Which tree is the most talked about?

Poplar?

You started it Verd!

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chicky

Which tree carries a bucket and spade .....

Dovefromabove

 Don't know chicky ....

What's a tree's best Olympic sport?

Rowan .............. I'll get my coat

star gaze lily

Don't know Chicky

What tree plays tricks

A Con-nifer.   ?....sorry i'll get mine too

Fairygirl

Like those Bob 

Need a clue chick.

What do vegetables say when they go to church?

Lettuce pray.

This is more like it folks?  Top class humour!  Gotta laugh 

artjak

Keep them coming!

Fairygirl

What's small, round and giggles a lot?

A tickled onion  

Fairy, don't know why but I find that joke so funny 

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KEF
Fairygirl wrote (see)

What's small, round and giggles a lot?

A tickled onion     

That tickled me

 


 

BobTheGardener

I've got Chicky's - a clue: it's between the sea and the land!  

Sorry chicky...missed your post

Got it too.......spelling has it. 

Dovefromabove
chicky wrote (see)

Which tree carries a bucket and spade .....

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!  Got it!