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04/02/2014 at 20:12

Look, it was a spontaneous joke.  Thought it was brilliant...well I couldn't stop laughing as I typed it.    

How did you know I garden in tights Fairygirl?  Ah! I know.  You saw me in town earlier didn't you?  They were so warm and comforting that I kept them on all day.  Because they stretch I can carry all my groceries too so they serve another practical reason for wearing them 

04/02/2014 at 20:28

You caught me red handed Verd....and red faced too after I'd seen you...

I think it was your varicose veins not the groceries that made your legs look lumpy.You looked like Nora Batty. 


04/02/2014 at 20:40

I try to be inconspicuous Fairy but I guess the collar and tie was a bit silly 

04/02/2014 at 20:47

I've got a new one:

Q:   What do you call a retired vegetable?

A:   A has-bean  

That could be one of yours Verd 

04/02/2014 at 21:01

That is excellent Fairy  although I see myself more of a scarlet emperor runner bean. Proud, tall, colourful with an appropriate name but modest too of course.  Eva so 'umble me 

What do ??ou call a cute joke in the garden?   Sweetcorn.   Look, I'm stuck  here listening to the bulletins on the radio.  What do ??ou expect?  can't keep churning out these awesome jokes forever y'know.  

What Veg do we grow on our faces?  ...cauliflower ears.   

04/02/2014 at 21:06

Well, you're always modest Verd. It's your best feature, apart from your lumpy legs of course 


Q:  What vegetable likes going camping?

A:   A Brussels scout 

04/02/2014 at 23:52

What's the most creative veg?


Whats the saddest fruit?



05/02/2014 at 00:27

Which tree has the softest bark?

A fur tree of course!


Which tree is the most talked about?


You started it Verd!

05/02/2014 at 06:49

Which tree carries a bucket and spade .....

05/02/2014 at 07:06

 Don't know chicky ....

What's a tree's best Olympic sport?

Rowan .............. I'll get my coat

05/02/2014 at 07:36

Don't know Chicky

What tree plays tricks

A Con-nifer.   ?....sorry i'll get mine too

05/02/2014 at 07:49

Like those Bob 

Need a clue chick.

What do vegetables say when they go to church?

Lettuce pray.

05/02/2014 at 08:32

This is more like it folks?  Top class humour!  Gotta laugh 

05/02/2014 at 10:24

Keep them coming!

05/02/2014 at 12:44

What's small, round and giggles a lot?

A tickled onion  

05/02/2014 at 13:08

05/02/2014 at 13:33

Fairy, don't know why but I find that joke so funny 

05/02/2014 at 17:16

Where's Chicky, need a clue 

05/02/2014 at 17:23
Fairygirl wrote (see)

What's small, round and giggles a lot?

A tickled onion     

That tickled me



05/02/2014 at 19:07

I've got Chicky's - a clue: it's between the sea and the land!