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Look, it was a spontaneous joke. Thought it was brilliant...well I couldn't stop laughing as I typed it.
How did you know I garden in tights Fairygirl? Ah! I know. You saw me in town earlier didn't you? They were so warm and comforting that I kept them on all day. Because they stretch I can carry all my groceries too so they serve another practical reason for wearing them
You caught me red handed Verd....and red faced too after I'd seen you...
I think it was your varicose veins not the groceries that made your legs look lumpy.You looked like Nora Batty.
I try to be inconspicuous Fairy but I guess the collar and tie was a bit silly
I've got a new one:
Q: What do you call a retired vegetable?
A: A has-bean
That could be one of yours Verd
That is excellent Fairy although I see myself more of a scarlet emperor runner bean. Proud, tall, colourful with an appropriate name but modest too of course. Eva so 'umble me
What do ??ou call a cute joke in the garden? Sweetcorn. Look, I'm stuck here listening to the bulletins on the radio. What do ??ou expect? can't keep churning out these awesome jokes forever y'know.
What Veg do we grow on our faces? ...cauliflower ears.
Well, you're always modest Verd. It's your best feature, apart from your lumpy legs of course
Q: What vegetable likes going camping?
A: A Brussels scout
What's the most creative veg?
Whats the saddest fruit?
Which tree has the softest bark?
A fur tree of course!
Which tree is the most talked about?
You started it Verd!
Which tree carries a bucket and spade .....
Don't know chicky ....
What's a tree's best Olympic sport?
Rowan .............. I'll get my coat
Don't know Chicky
What tree plays tricks
A Con-nifer. ?....sorry i'll get mine too
Like those Bob
Need a clue chick.
What do vegetables say when they go to church?
This is more like it folks? Top class humour! Gotta laugh
Keep them coming!
What's small, round and giggles a lot?
A tickled onion
Fairy, don't know why but I find that joke so funny
Where's Chicky, need a clue
Fairygirl wrote (see)
What's small, round and giggles a lot? A tickled onion That tickled me
A tickled onion
That tickled me
I've got Chicky's - a clue: it's between the sea and the land!