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05/02/2014 at 19:13

Sorry chicky...missed your post

Got it too.......spelling has it. 

05/02/2014 at 20:04

Oh heck, I really don't know

05/02/2014 at 20:15
chicky wrote (see)

Which tree carries a bucket and spade .....

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!  Got it! 

06/02/2014 at 19:15

I like a fag......us Cornishman generally do.   Nah! No way.  Would never smoke

06/02/2014 at 21:12

A man walked into a supermarket went to a woman and put his hands around her throat and said my name is Art give me 50p , next day he approached a man and put his hands around his throat and said my name is Art give me 50p,

headlines in the paper next morning read ,

Arty chokes two for a pound in Tesco's

06/02/2014 at 21:17

 

Still don't know Chicky 

06/02/2014 at 21:44

Didn't mean to keep you in suspense Lily - just forgotten i had posted this.  the answer wasn't really worth waiting for ..... A beech tree.  Coat/door, here i come....

06/02/2014 at 21:48

Nobody get my clue then?     Fag us ..beech.  ?  OK, I'll get my cost now 

06/02/2014 at 21:50

Theres a stampede for that door Verd - race you !

06/02/2014 at 22:11

Aaaah, silly me doh!

16/02/2014 at 18:36

Why are husbands like lawn mowers? 
They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells, and don't work half the time.  

20/02/2014 at 12:38

Even a worm will turn ............ 

20/02/2014 at 12:42

Anyone know the rest of that quotation ....................? 

20/02/2014 at 12:48

Yes Dove 

20/02/2014 at 14:58

My friend texted me from The Somerset Levels and said that the Red Cross were coming up his garden in a boat...

He asked if they had come to rescue him and they said ..No they were collecting for Syria !!!

Could be true !!

20/02/2014 at 18:32

The new vicar was walking down the road when he saw one of his parishioners leaning on his front fence with a beautiful garden behind him. 'What a wonderful job you and the Lord have done with your garden' he said. ' Arrh ' the old chap replied, 'but you should have seen it when he was doing it on his own!'  

20/02/2014 at 19:18

Language Brumbull

20/02/2014 at 22:28

That joke above wasn't 3 Cornish men, it should be 3 wise women. Who changed it?! 

21/02/2014 at 00:02

It must be Cornish Men if they made a pasty;  anyway, where would you find three Wise Women??!!  They don't grow on trees.  Margaret Thatcher has passed on and there was only one of her anyway!!

21/02/2014 at 08:14

Oooooooo yewjay. ......a brave man I think to say that 

I have to agree though that men are far more cleverer and sensibler. And we are better edekated.  ........oops!   I'll get my coat 

........am I in trouble now?