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05/02/2014 at 20:15
chicky wrote (see)

Which tree carries a bucket and spade .....

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!  Got it! 

06/02/2014 at 19:15

I like a fag......us Cornishman generally do.   Nah! No way.  Would never smoke

06/02/2014 at 21:12

A man walked into a supermarket went to a woman and put his hands around her throat and said my name is Art give me 50p , next day he approached a man and put his hands around his throat and said my name is Art give me 50p,

headlines in the paper next morning read ,

Arty chokes two for a pound in Tesco's

06/02/2014 at 21:17

 

Still don't know Chicky 

06/02/2014 at 21:44

Didn't mean to keep you in suspense Lily - just forgotten i had posted this.  the answer wasn't really worth waiting for ..... A beech tree.  Coat/door, here i come....

06/02/2014 at 21:48

Nobody get my clue then?     Fag us ..beech.  ?  OK, I'll get my cost now 

06/02/2014 at 21:50

Theres a stampede for that door Verd - race you !

06/02/2014 at 22:11

Aaaah, silly me doh!

16/02/2014 at 18:36

Why are husbands like lawn mowers? 
They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells, and don't work half the time.  

20/02/2014 at 12:38

Even a worm will turn ............ 

20/02/2014 at 12:42

Anyone know the rest of that quotation ....................? 

20/02/2014 at 12:48

Yes Dove 

20/02/2014 at 14:58

My friend texted me from The Somerset Levels and said that the Red Cross were coming up his garden in a boat...

He asked if they had come to rescue him and they said ..No they were collecting for Syria !!!

Could be true !!

20/02/2014 at 18:32

The new vicar was walking down the road when he saw one of his parishioners leaning on his front fence with a beautiful garden behind him. 'What a wonderful job you and the Lord have done with your garden' he said. ' Arrh ' the old chap replied, 'but you should have seen it when he was doing it on his own!'  

20/02/2014 at 19:18

Language Brumbull

20/02/2014 at 22:28

That joke above wasn't 3 Cornish men, it should be 3 wise women. Who changed it?! 

21/02/2014 at 00:02

It must be Cornish Men if they made a pasty;  anyway, where would you find three Wise Women??!!  They don't grow on trees.  Margaret Thatcher has passed on and there was only one of her anyway!!

21/02/2014 at 08:14

Oooooooo yewjay. ......a brave man I think to say that 

I have to agree though that men are far more cleverer and sensibler. And we are better edekated.  ........oops!   I'll get my coat 

........am I in trouble now? 

KEF
21/02/2014 at 08:20

Might let you off Verdun, just the once!

21/02/2014 at 11:16

YewJay and Verdun you are both in deep trouble and better get your coats as soon as possible! All cake is confiscated for the next week. KEF is being far too good to you.