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21/02/2014 at 08:20

Might let you off Verdun, just the once!

21/02/2014 at 11:16

YewJay and Verdun you are both in deep trouble and better get your coats as soon as possible! All cake is confiscated for the next week. KEF is being far too good to you.

21/02/2014 at 13:30

Cake?  Oh no.  I'm really and truly sorry.  What sort of cake?  I didn't mean anything by wot I wrote.   Is it chocolate cake?  I should not have  posted that.  Is it a cream cake?  Marzipan?  

Wot made the apple turnover?  I donut know..........

21/02/2014 at 14:28

It isn't any sort of cake because it's confiscated

21/02/2014 at 15:21

Honestly you lot - I don't come on here for a few days and when I do, Verdun's still talking about cakes...I'll have to put you on a diet....

But here's a joke, since I'm sure you've missed my quality quips -

What's green and square?

A lemon in disguise. 

21/02/2014 at 15:29

Wots a lemon in disguise?   A melon ha ha 

21/02/2014 at 16:33

No cake!!  Oh dear, we'll just have to eat bread!  Being a gardener, I'll be able to have Home Grown potatoes and carrots with it!

What Diet are we getting?  I hope it is the Diet Of Worms - 'cos that was only a lot of people chatting anyway!!   Sounds right for gardeners too!!

21/02/2014 at 16:40

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

21/02/2014 at 16:41

So he could hide in a cherry tree without being seen 

21/02/2014 at 16:43

21/02/2014 at 17:18

That was a dumb o joke Dove 

21/02/2014 at 17:24

And how do you know when the elephant's been in the fridge Dove?

Footprints in the butter....

They like using the telephone too...to make trunk calls.....

And holidaying in Tusk-any...

Th th th that's all folks! 

That's ok - no applause necessary for those fine specimens 

21/02/2014 at 17:32

He he fairy, you've been missed. 

21/02/2014 at 17:51

Hey, that's impressive fairy 

21/02/2014 at 17:59

I know Verd. And my modesty is even more impressive - as you know so well  

They weren't strictly garden-y jokes so here's a better one:

What do you call  two banana skins?

A pair of slippers.

I'm definitely getting better at this....

21/02/2014 at 18:02

New gardeners learn by trowel and error. 

21/02/2014 at 18:27

21/02/2014 at 19:00

Lily, that was a great joke.....I almost fork got that one 

21/02/2014 at 20:21

Verdun 

21/02/2014 at 20:22

I used to be a gardener

But I lost the plot