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Might let you off Verdun, just the once!
YewJay and Verdun you are both in deep trouble and better get your coats as soon as possible! All cake is confiscated for the next week. KEF is being far too good to you.
Cake? Oh no. I'm really and truly sorry. What sort of cake? I didn't mean anything by wot I wrote. Is it chocolate cake? I should not have posted that. Is it a cream cake? Marzipan?
Wot made the apple turnover? I donut know..........
It isn't any sort of cake because it's confiscated
Honestly you lot - I don't come on here for a few days and when I do, Verdun's still talking about cakes...I'll have to put you on a diet....
But here's a joke, since I'm sure you've missed my quality quips -
What's green and square?
A lemon in disguise.
Wots a lemon in disguise? A melon ha ha
No cake!! Oh dear, we'll just have to eat bread! Being a gardener, I'll be able to have Home Grown potatoes and carrots with it!
What Diet are we getting? I hope it is the Diet Of Worms - 'cos that was only a lot of people chatting anyway!! Sounds right for gardeners too!!
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
So he could hide in a cherry tree without being seen
That was a dumb o joke Dove
And how do you know when the elephant's been in the fridge Dove?
Footprints in the butter....
They like using the telephone too...to make trunk calls.....
And holidaying in Tusk-any...
Th th th that's all folks!
That's ok - no applause necessary for those fine specimens
He he fairy, you've been missed.
Hey, that's impressive fairy
I know Verd. And my modesty is even more impressive - as you know so well
They weren't strictly garden-y jokes so here's a better one:
What do you call two banana skins?
A pair of slippers.
I'm definitely getting better at this....
New gardeners learn by trowel and error.
Lily, that was a great joke.....I almost fork got that one
I used to be a gardener
But I lost the plot