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26/11/2014 at 08:50

Why was santas's helper sad?  Because he was in poor elf.  just thought of that.  The spontaneous ones are so much better, aren't they?   Aren't they?  

26/11/2014 at 09:08

Went to a winter wonderland, met by 2 pixies, helpfully with name badges,,, 

"Elf" and his friend :Safety"

Edd
26/11/2014 at 12:42

How do you know if Santa's been in your garden shed?

You've got three extra hoes.

 

What is the Christmas message in these letters:

ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ?

26/11/2014 at 13:58

Got it Edd but will let others work it out

What do you call a snowman in Florida?

A puddle

26/11/2014 at 16:52

Got me there Edd.  All I know us there's no el in your list 

26/11/2014 at 17:01

Got it Edd (tho only after Verdun gave me a clue  )

26/11/2014 at 17:07

Eh!  Who me?  A simple Cornishman me.  Wot did I say?  

26/11/2014 at 18:01

Oh Drat !!!! (NB use of restrained language  ).  Was it not that then ?

26/11/2014 at 18:03

Hee hee hee 

27/11/2014 at 12:48

http://www.christmasxcite.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/christmas-jokes.jpg

 

27/11/2014 at 13:01

Busy. Ho ho ho 

27/11/2014 at 13:46

Even I got that And that's saying something.

What do frogs drink at parties?    Croak a cola 

Edd
27/11/2014 at 13:58

Just finished my letter to Santa.

Dear santa.


Define good...

 

27/11/2014 at 15:22

Now Edd.  Is that really you or Dan?  

27/11/2014 at 15:45

Bit of a short letter Edd........I think you need to at least add "Luv from Ed ", your age in brackets and several sticky fingerprints/general grubby smears if you want a reply

Edd
27/11/2014 at 15:58

I asked Santa for coal so not sure what i will get if i've been naughty?

Think i have both, good and bad situations covered 

27/11/2014 at 18:13

Best of luck then Edd.  Don't forget to regale us with "His" reply

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