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Why was santas's helper sad? Because he was in poor elf. just thought of that. The spontaneous ones are so much better, aren't they? Aren't they?
Went to a winter wonderland, met by 2 pixies, helpfully with name badges,,,
"Elf" and his friend :Safety"
How do you know if Santa's been in your garden shed?
You've got three extra hoes.
What is the Christmas message in these letters:
Got it Edd but will let others work it out
What do you call a snowman in Florida?
Got me there Edd. All I know us there's no el in your list
Got it Edd (tho only after Verdun gave me a clue )
Eh! Who me? A simple Cornishman me. Wot did I say?
Oh Drat !!!! (NB use of restrained language ). Was it not that then ?
Hee hee hee
Busy. Ho ho ho
Even I got that And that's saying something.
What do frogs drink at parties? Croak a cola
Just finished my letter to Santa.
Now Edd. Is that really you or Dan?
Bit of a short letter Edd........I think you need to at least add "Luv from Ed ", your age in brackets and several sticky fingerprints/general grubby smears if you want a reply
I asked Santa for coal so not sure what i will get if i've been naughty?
Think i have both, good and bad situations covered
Best of luck then Edd. Don't forget to regale us with "His" reply