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Sorry we have not met before, but.....
Snow wrote (see)
Someone keeps dumping soil all over my allotment. I don't know who's doing it; the plot thickens.
You are now one of the club.
Which reminds me…….
Whilst posted overseas, in the Middle East, sometime ago, I woke one morning feeling really under the weather and rather down, so I threw my gardener in a bucket of bleach.
That really lightened Mahmood.
... because their capital is always Dublin.
(You may need to turn back a page)
Who's a clever boy then?
Which side of a parrot has the prettiest feathers?
I went to the shops today to buy a new whisk to make pancakes. Really annoyed - I came home to discover I already had two of them.
It's my own fault. I should have done a 'whisk' assessment....