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Peter- that's bad!!!
Why was the little strawberry so worried?
Because his Mummy and Daddy were in a jam
Gilly -that's even worse!
Man goes to the doctors and says he has a strawberry stuck up his bottom. Doctor says don't worry I have some cream for that.
Lol at all sitting here chuckling away lmao hubby tutting at my myrth! so here's my lame attempt
Stacey- that was one of my oldest nephew's favourites when he was little!
The other one was - what's blue and fluffy?
Lovely thread. Thanks all for posting
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled? Ha ha ha ..love that one
What do you call it when worms take over the planet? Global worming!
Its the way I tell em.....wait. There's more
What did the caterpillar say when he saw the butterfly? You won't get me up in one of those
.........ok! I'll get my coat
Cockerell to hen watching boy eat scrambled egg "There goes our crazy mixed up kid!"
Are some of those not repets Verdun? Funny though! This thread has made me laugh - thanks to all
All my jokes are repeats 4th panda. Just felt in a funny mood and let them out! When I'm driving nobody can get out and I can just tell my jokes....usually puns......and the laughter is huge.......MY laughter of course
two ladies were chatting over a garden fence and one says to the other,my husband bought me some flowers last night.the other woman replies why the sad face then.she come back with,he'll be exspecting me to keep my legs open all week.the woman replies ,why have'nt you got a vase.
David smith3 That's than mine
DAvid I nearly choked on my toast....very naughty!
Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?
So can can hide in cherry trees and molest squirrels.
What's the worst sound a squirrel can hear?
This last one was on an ice lolly stick and I nearly choked....not gardening but thought I ought to share
Why do elephants have four feet?
Because they'd look silly with six inches.
Why did the gardener buy a detective book?
Beacause he wanted a good weed.
My grandfather visited a pie factory and fell into an industrial meat mincer.
Now he is a ground elder.
Lol they are getting cheesier...ok found this
Made me snigger
Sorry ladies for my last joke,i will promise to keep it clean in the future.Stacey that was terrible lol.Man, to Neighbour: ‘Can I borrow your lawnmower?’ Neighbour: ‘No, she’s not home yet.’
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE,PLANT A MAN.