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gardenjeannie

OH, WOW, OH WOO, I won something!!  Made my day!

Thanks, Verdun, but that's me all joked out now!  I look forward to hearing more of everyone else's.

Diddy seems conspicous by absence here.  Been telling jokes on the 'barking dog' thread. Not that I'mm telling tales or anything........

CluelessGardener

Not really a Joke but made me smile

I am desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.


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James

Don't know....I'm clueless.  Oh no, that's ??ou isn't it?.......

Fairygirl

jeannie- all my stunts are cunning...

and in the best possible taste....

Haisie

My planting choices: still staring at portugese laurel and yew in front garden and wondering what to do!

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gardenjeannie

HEHEHE!  I never knew that till you said, Clueless! Waste of money, I'd say! 

OH, Verdun!!!

FG, don't remind me of Kenny Everett, I'll have to find him on youtube now to show kids.

On radio 2 yesterday, I discovered that the toilet was invented by Thomas Crapper!  did anyone else know that? Presumably that is why we 'go for a c**p'!  The boys and I giggled all night!

 

gardenjeannie

Just found these frou Diddy on 'get it off your chest', so I hope he won't mind that I put them here for more to laugh at!

Diddydoit4u wrote (see)

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?Because she's probably thick and tired of it!

Why did Captain Kirk's wife have a turd on her head?Because William Shatner!

Sorry folks its been one of those days, i do appologise.Sorry.

 

I was peeing myself at the last one!

CluelessGardener

don't forget the Klingons Jeannie

 

LOL 

James

Woodburners are magic. Whether your logs are Beech, Birch or Oak, they all get turned to Ash.

Blame Nutcutlet.

Birdy13

Naughty Diddie/Jeannie! 

I seem to remember that QI dispelled as a myth that belief about Thomas Crapper - sorry to be boringly knowledgeable  ! 

(No I'm not!) 

Diddydoit

Jeanie i have copy write on all my jokes,but i will let you off just this once as long as it makes people smile.

Diddydoit

A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."

Diddydoit
  • Why did the baker rob the bank?
  • He needed the dough.
Diddydoit

Have you ever smelled moth balls?
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Yes.
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How did you manage to get his little legs open?

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Diddydoit

My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

Diddydoit

A man walks into the doctor's office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his bum.
The doc takes one look and he says, "Jeeze, it looks like we have one hell of a problem here." The guy responds "this is just the tip of the iceberg."

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Me and daughter in stitches - easily pleased, well done Dave