Why do potatoes make good detectives?Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Why do melons habe big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe. (Sorry)
Gardening requires a lot of water - most of it in the form of perspiration.
"What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet."
Gardening Grandma wrote (see)
Why do melons habe big weddings? Because they cantaloupe. (Sorry)
To be sung to the tune of Frere Jacques;
'Life is but a, life is but a, melancholy flower, melancholy flower,
Life is butter melon, life is butter melon, cauliflower, cauliflower.'
Verdun, that is brilliant
There was a young farmer of Leeds,
Who swallowed six packets of seeds,
It soon came to pass
He was covered in grass
And he couldn't sit down for the weeds.
Not technically a joke...
Jess
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Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.
Why do melons habe big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe. (Sorry)
Gardening requires a lot of water - most of it in the form of perspiration.
Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.
"What did the carrot say to the wheat?
Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet."
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
To be sung to the tune of Frere Jacques;
'Life is but a, life is but a, melancholy flower, melancholy flower,
Life is butter melon, life is butter melon, cauliflower, cauliflower.'
Verdun, that is brilliant
There was a young farmer of Leeds,
Who swallowed six packets of seeds,
It soon came to pass
He was covered in grass
And he couldn't sit down for the weeds.
Not technically a joke...
Jess
Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.