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VerdunVerdun Posts: 23,348
What did the nasty say to the other nasty? Erwigo. Sorry folks, that's MY best Can you beat that ?
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  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,138

    Why do potatoes make good detectives?
    Because they keep their eyes peeled. 

     

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    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • Why do melons habe big weddings?

    Because they cantaloupe.  (Sorry)

  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,138

    Gardening requires a lot of water - most of it in the form of perspiration. image


    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • marshmellomarshmello Posts: 683

    "What did the carrot say to the wheat? 
    Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet."

     

  • FairygirlFairygirl Posts: 55,117
    Gardening Grandma wrote (see)

    Why do melons habe big weddings?

    Because they cantaloupe.  (Sorry)

     

    imageimage

    It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....



    I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
  • artjakartjak Posts: 4,167

    To be sung to the tune of Frere Jacques;

    'Life is but a, life is but a, melancholy flower, melancholy flower,

    Life is butter melon, life is butter melon, cauliflower, cauliflower.'image

  • Verdun, that is brilliant image

    There was a young farmer of Leeds,

    Who swallowed six packets of seeds,

    It soon came to pass

    He was covered in grass

    And he couldn't sit down for the weeds.

     

    Not technically a joke...

     

  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,138

    Jess imageimageimage


    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





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