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14/09/2013 at 14:53

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?Because she's probably thick and tired of it!

Why did Captain Kirk's wife have a turd on her head?Because William Shatner!

Sorry folks its been one of those days, i do appologise.Sorry.

 

14/09/2013 at 20:48

Well her garden is manicured to within an inch of it's life. all straight lines and very regimental (apart from the weedy lawn. I reckon shes in her early 60's, although to be honest it's hard to tell really.

Why do you want piccies Dolly lol

15/09/2013 at 12:18

Maybe I should go round and flirt with her husband. That ought to scare him.

15/09/2013 at 15:31

Hi Emma and everyone else on this thread. Ive thouroughly enjoyed reading through everyones chat. Its made me chuckle more than once. Diddy im with you on the enjoyment of the garden with a glass of wine till it gets too dark to see. And Emma i too have a miserable neighbour so i can relate with you also. My neighbour constantly moans about my dog howling which is rare and expected as she is part wolf! I loved the idea about the weed seeds. very amusing lol

15/09/2013 at 16:37

lmao Charlie, I'd pay to see the look on the sour-pusses face hahahahahahaah

Hello Sash

15/09/2013 at 17:15

We moved here last year, and I'm happy to say our neighbours are great now I have them under control...  Flirting does work, by the way...  ;-)

I knew very little about gardening before we bought this house, don't really know much now, but more than I did, I just love it, I have a well planted 100ft of garden at the back and a nice piece at the front too, I often sit out on the upper level at dusk with my dog, we both love watching the light go dim.  I also garden in the rain.  It's a whole new world, lol.

15/09/2013 at 17:39

Tut Tut mazzy flirting with people.

15/09/2013 at 19:40

Paddy and his missus were lying in bed one night when paddy turns to his wife and says,right that does it molly i'm going down i'm fed up with that bloody do barking all night long.Yap! Yap! Yap all bloody night.I,m going down to sort this out once and for all.5mins later paddy comes back upstairs and mollies cries,paddy what the hell have you done.Paddy replies,I've put it in our garden to see how they like it.

15/09/2013 at 21:24

Emma I have just found something that will get your neighbours back up.

start off a nettle or cumphrey feed and tip it all along his hedge row what a stinker it is.

15/09/2013 at 21:32

15/09/2013 at 21:39

Tut tut Fidget lol.Dirty deeds are done at night Emma.

17/09/2013 at 13:59

I'd rather just nuke her Azalea with Glyphosphate (joking, ofcourse)

17/09/2013 at 14:05

That sounds a good idea,go for it,put some on his lawn while your at it Emma

                                   

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17/09/2013 at 14:16

Noooooooooooooo lol 

17/09/2013 at 17:21

Go bring out the devil in you,go for it

17/09/2013 at 18:12

TEA SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Diddy's makin me do it!!!!!! lol

17/09/2013 at 19:09

Psml. your wicked lady pure evil lol

18/09/2013 at 18:15

Hi em hows missery arse getting on.?

19/09/2013 at 07:41

Well I haven't heard much, haven't even seen her. I suppose I'll see her today, as my and the hubby will be out in the garden banging lengths of wood into the raised bed frame. I hope she enjoys it

19/09/2013 at 09:58

Great go make some noise hun,make her have it lol.

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