Was the world record one an actual hot chilli, or a sweet pepper? 3/4lb doesn't sound that big, having said that I wouldn't want to eat it if it was a hot chilli, but I don't like very hot/spicy things anyway (I do, however, eat pickled chillis, they're lush).
Figrat, I will ask my friend if any of hers germinated. This would be something to really embarass prudish freinds/mother in laws. You could make a joke of it by hanging a pair of your old pants over it, almost, but not quite covering the fruits up! I am going now, before I start getting giddy and making it sound like one of those premium rate telephone services for gentlemen of dubious tastes.