As a professional landscaper, I would love to have the very small area outside my Victorian semi in Berkshire planted up with appropriate plants.
Unfortunately, the theiving people of questionable parentage make this impossible. We have had a hand built trailer, which was parked around the corner, fully protected, stolen by theives with bolt cutters. Our Council rented garage, also around the corner has had attempted thefts by bending the doors 4 times. What have Thames Valley Police done? Sent us a questionnaire about how the crime was handled. No, nobody even turned up to even think about investigating the crime. Since our police are a load of chocolate tea pots we have to park our vehicle in the small space which I would have loved to have made into a Victorian front garden.