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20/09/2013 at 21:53

did you hear about the blind skunk that fell in love with a trump.

 

Have a bad joke to tell post it on here,put a smile on some-ones face

20/09/2013 at 22:07

Wife went mad at me because l didn 't open the car door for her mother.
I just panic 'd and swam for the surface

20/09/2013 at 22:16

My pet centipede just had to have 98 body parts amputated after an accident....

im amazed he survived, I was warned by the vet he was in his last legs.

20/09/2013 at 22:17

Orange couldn't get up the hill. Because it ran out of juice........... sorry

20/09/2013 at 22:18

lmao Paula, love it!!!

20/09/2013 at 22:20

I work for the worlds largest nanotechnology company - we're not very good.   

Tech types will get this 

20/09/2013 at 22:22

that real was a stinker paula,you would do better waving at satalites

20/09/2013 at 22:23

Wouldn't it be great if people had numbers above their heads representing the number of people they'd slept with? Boys could quickly work out how easy their date was, girls would know if their man was cheating, and I'd get a really cool halo. 

20/09/2013 at 22:26

nice one hun.

20/09/2013 at 22:26
Diddydoit4u wrote (see)

that real was a stinker paula,you would do better waving at satalites

I'll get you back for that

20/09/2013 at 22:29

i honestly do not believe how silly some people are,Dear o dear odear.

20/09/2013 at 22:32
Diddydoit4u wrote (see)

i honestly do not believe how silly some people are,Dear o dear odear.

Shut up....

I love you dearly, you know that, don't you?

But if we're being chased by zombies, I'm going to trip you.

Much love.
21/09/2013 at 09:47

Its nice to know that you love me still XX I'll speak to you later lady.

21/09/2013 at 09:53
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21/09/2013 at 10:27

A man walks into a pet shop and asks the owner,i'm looking for something new and something different what do you have?. The owner replies,I have some snakes and lizards and even spiders.But the guy replies,no sir i realy realy want something very different.So the owner say to the man,come with me into the back room,i have something realy different i would like you to see, so off they trot into the back room and there on the table was a small box,the owner say's i want £2,000 for whats inside it as this is very special. the owner opens the box and there inside lies a tiny milipede.The guy say to the owner,do you think i'm stupid or what?. the owner say's just watch this,hes looks at the milipede and say's to it "hello"?. the milipede replies back,good morning govenor how are you tody.Well the guy was amazed and thought to himself i must have it.the owner say's one more thing to tell you about it,it will also do what ever you ask it to do.So the guy pays and leaves.

later back how the milipede asks the guy,morning sir what can i do for you today?.The guy asks it,can i have a cup of tea please, so it trots into the kitchen and 5 mins later it returns with the tea and also some biscuits.Wow says the man thats great,would you mind going down to the shop and get me my paper.

Yes sir he replies and off he trots into the kitchen." hours later there is still no sign of the milipede and the guy is realy worried thinking that it was two grand gone down the drain,he gets up and walks into the kitchen and there on a chair is the milipede.The guy says where the hell have you been for all this time and where is my paper?.

The milipede replies,"Give me a chance to put my boots on".

21/09/2013 at 10:44
21/09/2013 at 10:48

Nice one emm.

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