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Wot did father Xmas say when he stepped on the holly? Oh, oh, oh
Hey! Wot do you expect?
Hey, that was brilliant Verdun.
ho ho ho
My jokes are good aren't they? It's the way I sleigh em....? Ok, I'll get my coat
How does Santa like his Pizza?
Deep & crisp and even. Boom, boom !!!!
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary one?
The Christmas one has Noel!!!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride????
A Holly Davidson!
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees????
and one for punkdoc...
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations????
What did Santa say when reading these jokes?
Oh no, oh no, oh no. Tickles me that one.
What's brown and sneaks around the kitchen at Christmas?
he he . One from my 7 year old nephew.
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?
He felt his presents.
Great jokes everyone...even yours Verd...hee hee
I'll just repeat my daughter's reindeer one from the other day :
Q : How many reindeer does Santa have?
A : Ten. Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph...and Olive...
# Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
Olive, the other reindeer......
Ooh- I've got another one..
Why did Santa's grotto get shut down?
Elf and safety...
Fairygirl......seriously, it was shut down because he was caught smoking pot last night and arrested. It's ok he must have had a release claus cos he came here later.
What does a hedgehog have for dinner???
......prickled onion ha ha
Got my wife a wooden leg for Christmas. Not her main present, it's just a stocking filler.
Q: Why does Santa like to work in the garden? A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!