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Wot did father Xmas say when he stepped on the holly?   Oh, oh, oh 

Hey!  Wot do you expect?    

Hey, that was brilliant Verdun.  

ho ho ho

My jokes are good aren't they?  It's the way I sleigh em....?    Ok, I'll get my coat 

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KEF

How does Santa like his Pizza?

Deep & crisp and even. Boom, boom !!!!

Dovefromabove

What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary one?

 

 

 

The Christmas one has Noel!!! 

KEF

Dove

fidgetbones

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride????

A Holly Davidson!

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees????

Horn-aments!

 

fidgetbones

and one for punkdoc...

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations????

Tinsilitis!

What did Santa say when reading these jokes?

Oh no, oh no, oh no.   Tickles me that one. 

What's brown and sneaks around the kitchen at Christmas?

Mince spies.

 

he he . One from my 7 year old nephew.

KEF

Angie4 

KEF

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

A Christmas Quacker 

Dovefromabove

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?

 

He felt his presents.

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Fairygirl

Dove...

Great jokes everyone...even yours Verd...hee hee

I'll just repeat my daughter's reindeer one from the other day :

Q : How many reindeer does Santa have?

A : Ten. Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph...and Olive...

# Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose,

And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.

Olive, the other reindeer......

Ooh- I've got another one..

Why did Santa's grotto get shut down?

Elf and safety...

Fairygirl......seriously, it was shut down because he was caught smoking pot last night and arrested.   It's ok he  must have had a release claus cos he came here later. 

flumpy1

What does a hedgehog have for dinner???

......prickled onion ha ha