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22/12/2013 at 19:12

Wot did father Xmas say when he stepped on the holly?   Oh, oh, oh 

Hey!  Wot do you expect?    

22/12/2013 at 19:13

Hey, that was brilliant Verdun.  

22/12/2013 at 20:20

22/12/2013 at 22:34

ho ho ho

22/12/2013 at 23:43

My jokes are good aren't they?  It's the way I sleigh em....?    Ok, I'll get my coat 

KEF
23/12/2013 at 06:57

How does Santa like his Pizza?

Deep & crisp and even. Boom, boom !!!!

23/12/2013 at 07:36

What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary one?

 

 

 

The Christmas one has Noel!!! 

KEF
23/12/2013 at 07:38

Dove

23/12/2013 at 22:42

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride????

A Holly Davidson!

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees????

Horn-aments!

 

23/12/2013 at 22:43

and one for punkdoc...

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations????

Tinsilitis!

23/12/2013 at 23:24

What did Santa say when reading these jokes?

Oh no, oh no, oh no.   Tickles me that one. 

24/12/2013 at 00:01

What's brown and sneaks around the kitchen at Christmas?

Mince spies.

 

he he . One from my 7 year old nephew.

KEF
24/12/2013 at 07:14

Angie4 

KEF
24/12/2013 at 07:26

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

A Christmas Quacker 

24/12/2013 at 09:04

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?

 

He felt his presents.

24/12/2013 at 11:19

Dove...

Great jokes everyone...even yours Verd...hee hee

I'll just repeat my daughter's reindeer one from the other day :

Q : How many reindeer does Santa have?

A : Ten. Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph...and Olive...

# Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose,

And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.

Olive, the other reindeer......

Ooh- I've got another one..

Why did Santa's grotto get shut down?

Elf and safety...

25/12/2013 at 18:10

Fairygirl......seriously, it was shut down because he was caught smoking pot last night and arrested.   It's ok he  must have had a release claus cos he came here later. 

26/12/2013 at 16:28

What does a hedgehog have for dinner???

......prickled onion ha ha

 

27/12/2013 at 21:29

 
Got my wife a wooden leg for Christmas.
Not her main present, it's just a stocking filler.



27/12/2013 at 21:30

Q: Why does Santa like to work in the garden?
A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!



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