A Little ditty
I can't match last year's offering, so this'll have to do
With apologies to Sammy Cahn
To the tune of # Let it Snow!
# Oh the weather outside is frightful
But the Forum is so delightful
So if you want things to grow
Have a go! Have a go! Have a go!
If your artichokes look like onions
And your plums have got bumps like bunions
When you can't find the RHS book
Take a look! Take a look! Take a look!
When we finally say goodnight
And we look back at what we've grown
Well it gives us all such delight
Even though we might curse and moan
Well the sprouts are already simm'ring
And the tree is all decked with trimming (sorry )
But if you've nowhere to go
Turn on the Forum - you'll Ho Ho Ho!
'Cos if your roses are drowned in greenfly
And your hellebores look far too dry
If you can't find the cure
Check the Forum - be reassured
Now we can finally say goodnight
And look back at the year we've had
We've had lots of fun and delight
So life really can't be too bad
Oh the weather outside is frightful
And the Forum is so delightful
But though we want plants to grow
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you all
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
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Fairy, that was absolutely brilliant you are very talented !
Have a really fab Christmas and a healthy, happy New Year, x
Excellent Fairy
Hope the snow is on the hill tops for your scenic views.
Thank you Fairy !!! Brilliant !!!
Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.
Cheers people
Not sure what happened to the spaces between each verse - they were there when I pressed submit
I actually started off with :
# Well the weather outside is s****y
but I've thought of a little ditty...
Didn't want to lower the tone though
As the greatest comedian of all (Dave Allen) used to say :Goodnight - and may your God go with you
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I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
You've got it alright.
When you don't even know who's in the team
S.Yorkshire/Derbyshire border
Merry Christmas to you all.
Pure dead brill Fairy. Have a lovely Christmas with Fairylets.
Merry Christmas everyone wherever you are and whatever you're doing.
ps The sprouts aren't on yet
Excellent fairy, thank you
Merry Christmas to you all and look forward to catching up again in the new year
lots of love xxx
hurry up with the sprouts Lesley!
Brilliant Fairy, and a Merry Christmas to one and all.
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