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17/07/2014 at 22:35
Childbirth at 65 Too good not to pass on, Enjoy!! With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 'May I see the new baby?' I asked. 'Not yet,' she said 'I'll make coffee and we can talk for a while first.' Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?' 'No, not yet,' She said. After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?' 'No, not yet,' replied my friend. Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?' 'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me. 'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?' 'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, OK?!'
17/07/2014 at 22:48

Lol Mike, you had me there for a minute  

17/07/2014 at 23:07


18/07/2014 at 16:33

 Love it!

18/07/2014 at 19:48


19/07/2014 at 09:01

21/07/2014 at 09:10

Quite clear that this was a senior moment !

24/07/2014 at 07:51


  laughing out loud!




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