Fork Handles - Page 1019

Frank, I've just tried it and have had no problem getting to the last page using the green last post arrow. Maybe others will have a different experience.

Frank-try this go to forum settings in your settings menu -change thread starting page from default to last rather than default to first

That should take you straight to the latest page

I couldn't get past 10 either! Probably me doing something silly though!

S.

Definitely the personal settings-just experimented

You also have to click save changes for this to work

Pleased to see that we're all on the case.

Seemed to work for me.

Though I'm not exactly sure why anyone would want to know about the weather last April.    Or maybe Frank finds it interesting to read through the entire weather thread - following the ups and downs through a topsy-turvy season.  A bit like a novel, I suppose.

For those who enjoyed War and Peace, may I recommend reading the entire forkers' thread.

 Gary ! Works ok for me as well

Friend not happy . I've just spotted a spelling mistake in the menu.

Wild BORE sausages.

They were delicious though. Could do with a doze now but more re-potting awaits me.

Enjoy playing with your mini greenhouses Becks.

Thank you one and all it is working now and I did nothing, it must have been them.
War and peace is usually the length of my mobile phone texts, or so my daughters tell me. that predictive text drove me up the wall and I cannot speak the shorthand text speech they use so have to put up with it.
Reading the weather from last year does nothing for my blood pressure.

Thanks again Frank.

You're very welcome.

I can report for those that have been worrying-my sink plug is now white

My busy garage/shed excavations have been put on hold

Hurrah for the sink plug.

I don't do text-speak in my texts either - don't like it and have one friend who insists on sending me messages in text-speak. Much prefer proper words.

Becks, have fun! Remember to anchor them well!

Has anyone read the entire Forkers thread? It would take ages!

Lottie, as I cannot understand most of the up to date Forkie thread reading back numbers would be a bit like turning my Sons manure heap, no noticeable gain.

Frank.

More rumblings about horsemeat-now in pre-packed spag bol

I wish they would not say contaminated-they makes it sound dangerous-just promotes a glossy coat and a swishy tail-could do with one of those

It isn't absolutely necessary to read the forkers thread from the beginning.

Think of it more like the Bible.

You can just dip into it, more or less anywhere, to read words of guidance and inspiration, hope, and triumph over adversity.

It might be helpful to have an additional icon 'Jump to random page'.

One of my proverbs from page 7

sotongeoff wrote (see)

You need moonpigs as currency

 

Fashion tips from page 13

sotongeoff wrote (see)

I shall be wearing the budgie-smugglers underneath

And sports news from page19

Lottiebeans wrote (see)

I will not be watching any football!

Words of wisdom indeed though more probably Norman Wisdom than Biblical, had this Bible been whipped into me as a callow youth I may have taken more notice.

Frank.

i read the first 10 pages of Forkers just last week. The level of intellectual chat was about the same 

Don't think I'll be reading more unless really, really, really, really really .......bored!

How are you doing with greenhouse construction becks or is it too windy?

Driving tips for free

Lottiebeans wrote (see)

Have tried driving in bare feet - very strange, but not as bad as driving in wellington boots.