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in The potting shed
Good heavens. England are 2-1 against Brazil
Get out of my 'ouse you lot
There's a large car park I think I can land in and there must be some big gardens in Park Lane
well there's Hyde Park Flo is that big enough to land in?
Perfect.Geoff, are you sure they're not about to make you an offer on your house?
Another tremendous throw -double1--hallo hallo-Chimps Elsies-weel buy a french chateau
I have borrowed some from the the MFI
Just landed on zeee Eiffel Tower-that hurts
Tea needs more cake
Does anyone want to make me an offer for Ripper Street? It's a bit gory and violent.
Tea, milk no sugar. Plenty of tea in it, don't like Cup-a-milk. Thanks
Ahh- at last Community Chest-the banker gives you 1 trillion italian lira-will buy a ticket on Eurotunnel
My Chance card says I have won free cake for a year
At St Pancras-onto Kings Cross who owns that again?
Me. £200 please. That's for a ticket to the next stop.
I only have these baguettes,berets and onions left-will that do?
Bien sur. As long as I can have the velo aussi.
Si -je suis bankrupt
Watching my house on Coronation Street