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Bjay - poor pigeon  (though I know not all would agree). Can pigeons swim ?

Went to a funeral in Oswestry in April a few years ago-snowed all the the way there -24 hours later all gone.

Mmm-marinated pigeon

Don't know about swim, this one looked surprised, if pigeons look surprised

Experimenting with dinner tonight - Roast chicken soup and feta and spinach scones.

OH not impressed, and that's just thinking about it

Had a quick nip into that web site- kept returning 0 searches. Will try again when have had alateral thought - if I ever do

But they gave you that date for a reason Darren!! Be good to your body now, and it will reward you! Now stop being naughty and do as you're told!

Has anybody ever tasted swan? or dog?or anything else rather odd?

I have a tin of dog food (not for my own personal consumption). Out of curiosity I've just had a look at the 'ingredients'. Contains 'Meat derivatives'. What exactly does that mean? Meat derived from what?

It's supposed to be 'Superchunks with Chicken'. The ingredients say that 4% of the meat is chicken. Where does the other 96% come from?

It is the bits that humans wont eat-probably swan or rat-why have you got this tin-times hard?-are you going hoeing as well?

It's a useful standby.

In case of nuclear attack, or civil unrest.

I wouldn't be much good at surviving on berries and stuff found in hedgrows, especially if it's Winter.

Oi , I'm still around you know.

I ate goat once .  Didn't know what it was at the time but I'm sure I've eaten much worse - like the little flies that you swallow when walking and talking, and the spiders that creep into your mouth while you're asleep.

Or if my Broadband goes down, and I am unable to submit my Tesco order.

You need to be prepared for these contingencies.

A few years ago-a customer had in the back of a cupboard a chicken in a tin-wasn't this couple- but it was the same product

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/4693520.stm

As far as I know it it still there

Thank you Jean-wont sleep tonight now

Isn't that a lovely story - a couple were given a tin of chicken - as a wedding present. And they kept it, lovingly, for 50 years.

Corned beef is supposed to keep well.

If you slept well after watching Saw , think you'll manage tonight.

It appears to be untrue anyway.

http://insects.about.com/od/insectfolklore/qt/spiders-swallowed-while-asleep.htm

Still dont know why Gary has a tin of dog food-did santa promise a puppy and never delivered

OH ate some sugar coated locusts, Interviewed someone who had been in Japan.and they gave them to himKept them in a cupboard fro a while Said he was drunk when he did it

He sometimes gives his foxy friends a treat.

Finally planted my primulas and have dug up rest of spinach after taking some for the scones.

Nooooooo-do not feed foxes

Think I'm gonna eat worms

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdGgzCL-ZBk