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25/02/2013 at 13:32

Bjay - poor pigeon  (though I know not all would agree). Can pigeons swim ?

25/02/2013 at 13:39

Went to a funeral in Oswestry in April a few years ago-snowed all the the way there -24 hours later all gone.

Mmm-marinated pigeon

25/02/2013 at 13:43

Don't know about swim, this one looked surprised, if pigeons look surprised

Experimenting with dinner tonight - Roast chicken soup and feta and spinach scones.

OH not impressed, and that's just thinking about it

Had a quick nip into that web site- kept returning 0 searches. Will try again when have had alateral thought - if I ever do

25/02/2013 at 13:44

But they gave you that date for a reason Darren!! Be good to your body now, and it will reward you! Now stop being naughty and do as you're told!

25/02/2013 at 14:00

Has anybody ever tasted swan? or dog?or anything else rather odd?

25/02/2013 at 14:11

I have a tin of dog food (not for my own personal consumption). Out of curiosity I've just had a look at the 'ingredients'. Contains 'Meat derivatives'. What exactly does that mean? Meat derived from what?

It's supposed to be 'Superchunks with Chicken'. The ingredients say that 4% of the meat is chicken. Where does the other 96% come from?

25/02/2013 at 14:15

It is the bits that humans wont eat-probably swan or rat-why have you got this tin-times hard?-are you going hoeing as well?

25/02/2013 at 14:21

It's a useful standby.

In case of nuclear attack, or civil unrest.

I wouldn't be much good at surviving on berries and stuff found in hedgrows, especially if it's Winter.

25/02/2013 at 14:24

Oi , I'm still around you know.

I ate goat once .  Didn't know what it was at the time but I'm sure I've eaten much worse - like the little flies that you swallow when walking and talking, and the spiders that creep into your mouth while you're asleep.

25/02/2013 at 14:27
An earwig
25/02/2013 at 14:27

Or if my Broadband goes down, and I am unable to submit my Tesco order.

You need to be prepared for these contingencies.

25/02/2013 at 14:28

A few years ago-a customer had in the back of a cupboard a chicken in a tin-wasn't this couple- but it was the same product

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/4693520.stm

As far as I know it it still there

Thank you Jean-wont sleep tonight now

25/02/2013 at 14:32
Meat derivatives ...generally feet, beak etc thrown in ?
25/02/2013 at 14:33

Isn't that a lovely story - a couple were given a tin of chicken - as a wedding present. And they kept it, lovingly, for 50 years.

Corned beef is supposed to keep well.

25/02/2013 at 14:37

If you slept well after watching Saw , think you'll manage tonight.

It appears to be untrue anyway.

http://insects.about.com/od/insectfolklore/qt/spiders-swallowed-while-asleep.htm

25/02/2013 at 14:42

Still dont know why Gary has a tin of dog food-did santa promise a puppy and never delivered

25/02/2013 at 14:43

OH ate some sugar coated locusts, Interviewed someone who had been in Japan.and they gave them to himKept them in a cupboard fro a while Said he was drunk when he did it

25/02/2013 at 14:46

He sometimes gives his foxy friends a treat.

25/02/2013 at 14:51

Finally planted my primulas and have dug up rest of spinach after taking some for the scones.

25/02/2013 at 14:53

Nooooooo-do not feed foxes

Think I'm gonna eat worms

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdGgzCL-ZBk