I don't know whether to laugh or cry!
I've broken our bed
I sat in it heavily the other day, then as it made a funny noise I stood up and sat down again. And today I've told OH the mattress is squashed but it isn't it's the bed frame
and he's not sure if he can mend it as there are grooves where the fastenings go
He is not amused, nor am I really, He did say he could understand it before I lost all the weight but not now
And I didn't use the other word for fastenings as it's a bed
