London (change)
19/03/2013 at 19:49

Nothing worse than having strangers wandering round near your backdoor 

19/03/2013 at 19:50

I am growing long aubergines - Pingtung Long

19/03/2013 at 19:51

A lot of innuendo going on here amongst the girlies

19/03/2013 at 19:53
Will Pam get her melons on page 3 like Liz though
19/03/2013 at 19:53

Went onto other forkers - lot of sniping - wrote along post for it, thought I don't want this so never pressed submit

Brian looks a Derek type can we talk to him?? 

Just had a pot of melon pieces - lovely

19/03/2013 at 19:54
I'm growing joe's long chilli

Sorry Geoff , come on in ...we shall behave
19/03/2013 at 19:55


19/03/2013 at 19:55

I'm growing round yellow ones

Wish I'd not posted that now as well - 

19/03/2013 at 19:56
Grubs up troops yourselves ....
19/03/2013 at 19:59
Thought I was growing sweet peppers. But one's definitely a sweet pea. How does that happen?
19/03/2013 at 20:01
Verdun wrote (see)
I think there's room for both threads. Fork handles will always be there..although I rarely contribute to it I always read it. It's brilliantly different...unique even.

Thanks verdun - we try

19/03/2013 at 20:02

Sweet pea-more toilet talk

19/03/2013 at 20:02

Brian,sounds a likeable chap do ya not think ,,,,,,,,????????????????


19/03/2013 at 20:02

For telly addicts -coming up on BBC2 at 8pm - How (not) to run a garden centre.

Just started.

19/03/2013 at 20:03

Crazy peeps. Taking madam up to bed.

19/03/2013 at 20:03

Yes Derek-he does

Having to record Holby-OH gone swimmimg

19/03/2013 at 20:07

Just nipped back- OH says they are called 'chunnels' around NEast Derbyshire. Byee again, J.

19/03/2013 at 20:09
Hmmm chunnels...have to admit am very happy with my back passage!
19/03/2013 at 20:10

Also been wondering why people with big egos apparently don't want to join in this thread.

I think it's because they want to be the big fish, and if they join in here they won't be. So they want to start a separate thread - where they hope they will be the big fish.

19/03/2013 at 20:10

Evening, Forkers.

Haven't ketchupped on all your posts, but I'm not averse to a double entendre.....

Innuendo - isn't that an Italian suppository?

I'll get me gardening coat.........