Fork Handles - Page 14

Not me-I am not well

Have cut back the mystery green plant again today-may have to do it again next week- and potted up the last of the trailing begonias into round pots and screwed them to the fence-quite pleased with that idea

Am presuming there is a machine to cut the mystery green plant! Love the grass skirt, do you have a bra made of coconut shells to go with it?

Just wondering what the chances are of persuading a son to come with me to the stables to shovel sh**. Slim I think!

This is the look I am aiming for with the grass skirt, painted nails and flip-flops-I shall be quite the catch

Definitely suits you, Geoff

But where's the garland of flowers?

You don't look very much like the bronzed adonis!

I am trying but I am not well

Lottie do sons never need favours? I can see a favour exchange system would work well with 3 boys

Geoff- Playgirl will be calling you soon.

Crikey -I hope not it is not just girlies who look at that-this chap is not for turning

More french beans pushing through

Well if the speedos fit................

I am going to bin my first in the field tomatoes, useless, shall I complain to Dolmios?

Talk to them, threaten them,-I have lots of tomato flowers-is it ok to pick them?

I will start legal proceedings.

I have almond fingers-what about an out of court settlement?

Have you an almond hand too?

silly

TV is all over the place- ratenders is on now

Eastenders is proven to make you ill, now you know why you have a lurgy.

Has Gary been knighted yet?

I have just seen a shot of him chatting to Queenie.

HIGNFY with Alistair Campbell -took it all in good stead but I wonder what happened next

They are all good chums, they probably went for a pint and discussed whose phones was being hacked this week and then tweeted Mel

There seems to be a big event on this weekend-has anybody any clues as to what it might be?

I am assuming it is outdoors, as it is raining here. I am not complaining about the rain as my arm are beginning to ache but I feel for anyone who has organised an outdoor event.

Oh dear

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18305515