Fork Handles - Page 3

Sherbet fountains with a liquorice comfort in the liquorice stick

kate1123 wrote (see)

I went to the hardware shop today and asked for a new fork handle and he gave me 4 candles...

The original sketch is on YouTube:

Cheers Gary they dont make them like this anymore, just hours of eurovision and reality tv.

@ Geoff , figrat, Edentoy now I want sweets

Only good girls get sweets.

Monaco Grand Prix on-been there walked, down that street,stood by that turn.................

I have never been to Monaco

Now I know why I do not have any sweets

Some of my dahlia tubers have no eyes? or noses?

I have been twice to Monaco-add it to your bucket list.

There is an f1 team called HRT

Strangely enough I had one or two firm tubers that did not sprout-I have no idea why-will take it up with a higher authority.

I can now reveal that Pudsey will win Euro2012 and Gold at the Olympics and David Walliams will be made a dame.

See I have a few places that I would like to go with spare cash in my pocket, so will not be going this year.

I bet there is a lot of door slamming on that team.

Glad it is not just me, as so far the sprouting rate and storage has been my best year yet, I have saved bundles of money.

I am surprised that Dave is not being considered for the England team.

figrat it is so exciting when a plant is revived.

In this picture if you look very hard with binoculars you can see my house-a prize for nearest the ball gown

Can you smell the sea?

I feel trouble brewing neighbour has not pruned his russian vines for 10 days.

A mile a minute plant-now at that rate do not leave any windows open as you sleep -I have seen films.

It is very hot

Cannot smell the sea but on warm days can smell the sewage works

If I do not reappear tomorrow you will know I have been suffocated by the dreaded vine or had a fit as neighbour stomps all over my plants.

My plants are confused, I have lost some seedlings, just too hot.

Why are you giving away your ball gown, will you not  need it for the jubilee party?

I think it will be safe -there has been no entries so far..

If you recall the 6 dahlias I bought weeks- back 3 rotted, 3 different ones grew which is good in a way that I have the different colours but feel I have been cheated.

I would be asking for a refund, 50% is not acceptable.

Did you know that the queen has a toe phobia?

I dont have the packets or the receipt -it is not worth the trouble

Did you know that the Queen has a stand-in for rehearsals-I did not know about toe phobia-in what way?

Ladies have to wear court shoes in her presence no peep toe shoes allowed.Etiquette or phobia?

What is the difference between showing toes and fingers-we all have them-perhaps toes are not so attractive??