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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?-

Pumpkin pi.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a daisy?

A collie-flower.

Oh dear Geoff, the sniggering had to be subdued!

Anyway, I've finished ALL the ironing! ta da!

Now to sort through all the bags of hangers that I appear to have acquired.

Car back. All done & not too expensive either. Daughter has hers' in front of garage because she hates wheely bin day- I've yet to see them hit anything with the wagon! So swop around later on. 

It's got quite windy out there now. The rain did stop- hmm any chance for lawn tomorrow? not after checking local forecast- drat. J.

Good Afternoon Everyone  It will be so nice to have a bit of time to just sit and read everything on here    I have been really busy in the garden - still taking cuttings,chopping things down and getting plants ready for the winter . I have taken some cuttings from the Cobaea after reading FC 's post

I don't have any cake  just some cheese scones ! I will swap a cheese scone for a piece of cake - anyone ?

Pam LL x

What a job that was !  Hubby did lions share of removing moss and weeds but I'm pooped !! Tea and couch beckons ( cake already been consumed ) . It looks so much better and while I was out there , weeded  the gravel border as well.

Becks and Jo, I would sooner do all your ironing than do that again. Next time I may feign a bad back.

Geoff,  - I have 2 more silly jokes.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a chicken ?

Pooched eggs !

What does a lady snail paint her house with ?

(S)nail varnish !

Feel free to groan, everyone .

Jean

Pam I do not have cake but will be making some chocolate puffs later.

Jo are you sure that you do not want my sunshine?

Oh the heat- it is like the Sahara Desert out there -have flung open all the windows and put on my Tommy Cooper hat

Camel train just gone past the window

My eyesight is going I thought that you said caramel train and I was going to ask where is the next stop

Oooh, Pooched eggs and Pumpkin pi for tea. I liked thsoe two best :- D :- |D  My second smiley acquired a moustache - a bit Terry Thomas, I think.

Errands and duties all done for the day, cup of tea and something yummy - though heaven knows what. Can't eat too much cos belly-dancing later.

Kate, another batch of choccy puffs? I must stop by Sainsbrains on the way to BD and get the wherewithal.

Figrat - you deserve cake after that !

Just made a lasagne and found a solitary Magnum in freezer. It is now concealed behind a bag of frozen peas.

Jean. I have to do that!! Hide good stuff from Jess. I am disgusted she has taken a liking to MY Caramac bars.

Jean I do that too.

Figrat it will look lovely in the spring.

Figrat -reading that has tired me out and I haven't done anything except chase a chicken

Bacon grill tonight

Has anybody got a birthday coming up?

Chicken chow mien.

Geoff are you offering to make a cake, throw a party?

My Grandad has - he's 100 on 30th September.

Trip to Disneyland

Grandad will love Disneyland

david cameron, 9th October