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sotongeoff

Weejeeny still MIA -tied up at the big hoose?

FloBear

I love those Waitrose tweets, thanks for the link Lottie.

Jean - what are you suggesting ??? Naughty little tease !!!

kate1123

Jean we need to know?

Miss Becks

Hey Jean! I'm not being careful! I say what I say, take it or leave it, although I can't think of any occasion I might of offended anyone.

Pottie Pam



My one and only pear. Still looking for the silver nutmeg.

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Miss Becks

Aaw Pam. It looks lonely.

Jean Genie

Pam, that would look good poached with chocolate sauce.

Lottiebeans

This site is no good for my waistline!!

Miss Becks

Lottie. My waistline's ok, it's the big bulge underneath it that's the problem. In fact, that pear looks very similar shape!

sotongeoff

I had to have a check-up recently and was surprised what the nurse measured as a  waistline-it was not the same size as any trouser/shorts I wear

Jean Genie

My spare tyre's bigger than his.


 And on that note, I'm off to the kitchen.

Pennine Petal

Perhaps Inka is shooing dear away from the garden.

My mam did that too Geoff and now I do it!

I'm not going to say anything about my bulge!

Miss Becks

Jess seems to find it amusing to sing 'Jelly on a plate' if she spots me undressing.

FloBear

I wonder who Jess inherited her sense of humour from, Becks ;- )

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sotongeoff

Becks I always thought your were a female adonis-don't tell me my fantasies are shattered

Pottie Pam

Jean hasn't told us about her pair. We are all friends here we won't tell anyone else.

Miss Becks

Definately not Geoff. At the risk of embarrasing myself, here is a pic of me and Jess in the pool on hols, flab and all.


 

sotongeoff

Ding-dong-

you caught the sun then

Pottie Pam

Lovely photo, Becks. I think Geoff will stop dreaming about Sarah Raven now.