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Miss Becks

I know Kate. It was pre kids days.

sotongeoff

Which brings up back to John Bishop- so much will resonate

Kate- I have lunched-going back to fish tonight

sotongeoff
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. 
In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket." 
The man leans out and with a glint in his eye said "I've got a better idea ... let's pretend we're married." 
"Why not," giggles the woman. 
"Good," he replies. "Get your own blanket." 

kate1123

Geoff it is the way you tell them

My favourite 'kids' joke is by Ed Byrne who said that he could not wait to have kids so that he could win arguments with friends who always won arguments by saying "You will understand when you have kids."

sotongeoff

I've pinched another one-for the culture vultures

"It might be cold and rainy, but I’ve decided to put up a marquee in my garden with some funky music and flashing lights in it.
Now is the winter of my disco tent."

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jo4eyes

Am here, but not yet paying proper attention! (need to read the posts & havent got time at the mo......)

Nurse been, then had discusions with OH about the new boiler & apparently now new shower too!! Printed off forms for signing.

Now to sort out for my w/end staying with OH & then to bake a damp gingerbread followed by veg sausage casserole for meal. Need to use that oven for cakes again BEFORE I do the 'C' cake.

Back later, J.

sotongeoff

Mmm-not sure that is ground breaking news just a salvo by the BBC-auditions for the Voice were conducted in a similar way

There is so much about the auditions and how contestants are picked that is shrouded in mystery-we need to get an insider to infiltrate

Who shall it be? -and they must live in Cannock Chase

kate1123

Jo  Geoff is gurning at the thought of sausage casserole

XF 1 or 2  maybe but 6 is a bit unfair on those that queued. I agree we need to find a top notch spy.

sotongeoff

Someone living in Cannock Chase-who do we know............................

Miss Becks

That's it then. We'll send Jess!!!

sotongeoff

But I have just given David 4 yeses

sotongeoff

You got in before me-we have to hope he can't sing

Miss Becks

I could belt out a remenition of Madonna's 'Hanky Panky' , but I'm not sure there'll be much talent involved!! LOL

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Miss Becks
 

 Nope, won't show the video.

sotongeoff

No-could just be that one