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05/10/2012 at 13:51

I know Kate. It was pre kids days.

05/10/2012 at 13:55

Which brings up back to John Bishop- so much will resonate

Kate- I have lunched-going back to fish tonight

05/10/2012 at 14:14
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. 
In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket." 
The man leans out and with a glint in his eye said "I've got a better idea ... let's pretend we're married." 
"Why not," giggles the woman. 
"Good," he replies. "Get your own blanket." 

05/10/2012 at 14:17

Geoff it is the way you tell them

My favourite 'kids' joke is by Ed Byrne who said that he could not wait to have kids so that he could win arguments with friends who always won arguments by saying "You will understand when you have kids."

05/10/2012 at 14:27

I've pinched another one-for the culture vultures

"It might be cold and rainy, but I’ve decided to put up a marquee in my garden with some funky music and flashing lights in it.
Now is the winter of my disco tent."

05/10/2012 at 14:32
05/10/2012 at 14:51

Am here, but not yet paying proper attention! (need to read the posts & havent got time at the mo......)

Nurse been, then had discusions with OH about the new boiler & apparently now new shower too!! Printed off forms for signing.

Now to sort out for my w/end staying with OH & then to bake a damp gingerbread followed by veg sausage casserole for meal. Need to use that oven for cakes again BEFORE I do the 'C' cake.

Back later, J.

05/10/2012 at 14:52

Mmm-not sure that is ground breaking news just a salvo by the BBC-auditions for the Voice were conducted in a similar way

There is so much about the auditions and how contestants are picked that is shrouded in mystery-we need to get an insider to infiltrate

Who shall it be? -and they must live in Cannock Chase

05/10/2012 at 14:59

Jo  Geoff is gurning at the thought of sausage casserole

XF 1 or 2  maybe but 6 is a bit unfair on those that queued. I agree we need to find a top notch spy.

05/10/2012 at 15:01

Someone living in Cannock Chase-who do we know............................

05/10/2012 at 15:01

That's it then. We'll send Jess!!!

05/10/2012 at 15:02

Or David K!!!

05/10/2012 at 15:02

But I have just given David 4 yeses

05/10/2012 at 15:03

You got in before me-we have to hope he can't sing

05/10/2012 at 15:07

I could belt out a remenition of Madonna's 'Hanky Panky' , but I'm not sure there'll be much talent involved!! LOL

05/10/2012 at 15:08

Is video not working again??

http://youtu.be/QCiRva_sro0

05/10/2012 at 15:08

Try again

05/10/2012 at 15:10
 

 Nope, won't show the video.

05/10/2012 at 15:10

05/10/2012 at 15:11

No-could just be that one