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09/10/2012 at 15:02

Sir, sir, it's not my fault, Maud made me do it!

09/10/2012 at 15:02

What do we reckon to this?

slightly over budget


09/10/2012 at 15:04

Nobody like a snitch

09/10/2012 at 15:07

Now THAT is my type of place Geoff!

And in the naughty girls defence, Geoff, you yourself started a whole thread the other day asking for 'Festive Smileys'!!! You can't blame them for being confused!

09/10/2012 at 15:12

I deliberately did not use the C word so that defence is not allowed

If you cant do the time- don't do the crime

Daniel has not responded

09/10/2012 at 15:16

Ha ha ha. He probably read the thread and thought 'Stupid arses'!!

09/10/2012 at 15:16

I think you may need to point out to Daniel that he promotes the "lively  forum " in his newsletters 

09/10/2012 at 15:20
What a lot to catch up on! Am having rather a late lunch as I had to pop into town after work. Having my coffee and biscuit as I prepare myself to do something more constructive.

Sunny here too, though did have a bit of ice to scrape off the car first thing
All quiet on the neighbour- front ( it usually is).
Glad people seem to be getting better, a lot of lurgies around at this time of year!

Right, my last biscuit and I shall be ready to tackle the dishwasher!
09/10/2012 at 15:21

Hi Nola!!

he never seems to promote 'Fork Handles' though Kate. I wonder why??

09/10/2012 at 15:27

I need more backers so it gets noticed

09/10/2012 at 15:30

Perhaps he's seen your bann and warnings on here, and too scared to answer you! Or he's keeping it as a big surprise in December!!

09/10/2012 at 15:32

Do you think?

09/10/2012 at 15:33

Yeah, he's playing crafty, thinking you'd forget!! Trust me!

09/10/2012 at 15:36

That is what Jimmy Saville told me

09/10/2012 at 15:38

Why did you ask Jimmy Saville for Festive Smileys????

09/10/2012 at 15:38

Becks maybe we can club together and get that castle. Or wait until Kate wins the lottery?

I have to admit I started my C*** shopping the other day - just a couple of stocking fillers but its a start!

Been digging up potatoes - last of my main crop that I hadn't got round to. Not as many or as big as last year but they seem to be ok. My pumpkin is looking lovely!

09/10/2012 at 15:41

Sounds good to me Lottie!!

09/10/2012 at 15:42

I thought JS could fix it

Why are people C***** shopping when I am house shopping?

27C in Valencia


09/10/2012 at 16:03

Like the look of the castle in Spain. We could all move in and no one would notice, it's soooo big.I quite like the idea of a holiday home somewhere but not Spain, all that  sun, cheap booze, warm balmy nights, nothing to do all day, on the other hand.......

Back to reality, tea to get ready.

Lamb steaks, mash, cauliflower and I think a few yorkie puds, you don't get that in Spain.

09/10/2012 at 16:10

On a day when it hasn't stopped paining since 8 this morning OH has bought me a pressie-a spare watering wand-Wilko's have a sale on

I am looking for a retirement home for the bewildered-and relying on all visitors to ship in supplies

Pork chops and chips