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in The potting shed
Sir, sir, it's not my fault, Maud made me do it!
What do we reckon to this?
slightly over budget
Nobody like a snitch
Now THAT is my type of place Geoff!
And in the naughty girls defence, Geoff, you yourself started a whole thread the other day asking for 'Festive Smileys'!!! You can't blame them for being confused!
I deliberately did not use the C word so that defence is not allowed
If you cant do the time- don't do the crime
Daniel has not responded
Ha ha ha. He probably read the thread and thought 'Stupid arses'!!
I think you may need to point out to Daniel that he promotes the "lively forum " in his newsletters
he never seems to promote 'Fork Handles' though Kate. I wonder why??
I need more backers so it gets noticed
Perhaps he's seen your bann and warnings on here, and too scared to answer you! Or he's keeping it as a big surprise in December!!
Do you think?
Yeah, he's playing crafty, thinking you'd forget!! Trust me!
That is what Jimmy Saville told me
Why did you ask Jimmy Saville for Festive Smileys????
Becks maybe we can club together and get that castle. Or wait until Kate wins the lottery?
I have to admit I started my C*** shopping the other day - just a couple of stocking fillers but its a start!
Been digging up potatoes - last of my main crop that I hadn't got round to. Not as many or as big as last year but they seem to be ok. My pumpkin is looking lovely!
Sounds good to me Lottie!!
I thought JS could fix it
Why are people C***** shopping when I am house shopping?
27C in Valencia
Like the look of the castle in Spain. We could all move in and no one would notice, it's soooo big.I quite like the idea of a holiday home somewhere but not Spain, all that sun, cheap booze, warm balmy nights, nothing to do all day, on the other hand.......
Back to reality, tea to get ready.
Lamb steaks, mash, cauliflower and I think a few yorkie puds, you don't get that in Spain.
On a day when it hasn't stopped paining since 8 this morning OH has bought me a pressie-a spare watering wand-Wilko's have a sale on
I am looking for a retirement home for the bewildered-and relying on all visitors to ship in supplies
Pork chops and chips