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11/10/2012 at 12:24

Hi Becks I get days like that -they don't last long

Our iron is a Tefal-seems to work on its own

11/10/2012 at 12:27

Yeah, I was reading everyone's post still, but had nothing useful to add. (Not that that's anything unusual! )

Jean, nothing else has happened yet. Police never came back for a statement.

11/10/2012 at 12:28

So know I know Becks ! Was watching tele and just left post sitting there

Pam, Geoff has an Iron man . I'm sure he would send him round.

11/10/2012 at 12:36

Some Wales-song

11/10/2012 at 12:55

Have now seen how to get onto last post - thanks to all

I've got a Tefal though its not used much! Bad shoulder. -

11/10/2012 at 13:11

Geoff. What on earth were you looking for when you stumbled on that?? Nice uplifting beat though!

11/10/2012 at 13:21

Whale song,mice singing ,crickets-you know the usual wander about inside my head

11/10/2012 at 13:25

Hi FloBear I've just readmy profile as well. Maybe will post some photos If it keeps raining like this will have nothing else to do. Well will really just prefer garden stuff

11/10/2012 at 13:38

Oh Geoff, Geoff, Geoff. I would LOVE to wander inside your head!! I bet it's a right merry-go-round!! Ha ha ha.

11/10/2012 at 13:41

You won't remember the numskulls-from the Beano


11/10/2012 at 13:42

I most certainly do!! We have Beano annuals here actually! Very fitting!!

11/10/2012 at 13:47

What comics is Jess on now?

11/10/2012 at 13:49

She changes each week. There is such a range in the shops, she tends to go by what free toy is in that particular issue. Her most favourites are the Cbeebies comic and Art Attack, as she loves her arty stuff.

11/10/2012 at 14:01

Notes for the milkman~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  1. No milk. Please do not leave milk at No. 14 either as he is dead until further notice.
  2. Please send me a form for cheap milk, for I have a baby two months old and did not know about it until a neighbour told me.
  3. Milk is needed for the baby. Father is unable to supply it.
  4. From now on please leave two pints every other day and one pint on the days in between, except Wednesdays and Saturdays when I don't want any milk.
  5. Please don't leave any more milk. All they do is drink it.
  6. My back door is open. Please put milk in 'fridge, get money out of cup in drawer and leave change on kitchen table in pence, because we want to play bingo tonight.
  7. Please leave no milk today. When I say today, I mean tomorrow, for I wrote this note yesterday.
  8. Milkman, please close the gate behind you because the birds keep pecking the tops off the milk.
  9. Milkman, please could I have a loaf but not bread today.
  10. So sorry about yesterday's note. I didn't mean one egg and a dozen pints, but the other way round.
11/10/2012 at 14:05

11/10/2012 at 14:13

There's more~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Funny Short Jokes - School Excuse Notes
  • Dear School: Please exscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33.
  • My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
  • Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
  • Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
  • Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs.
  • Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
  • Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
  • Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
  • Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.
11/10/2012 at 14:22

Geoff, will you pop to the pet shop for me? I want one of these??



11/10/2012 at 14:24


Becks I want one too.

11/10/2012 at 14:27

How did you find that one?-it would have worked better without the jeans

Can't pop out now- it is paining

11/10/2012 at 14:29

Yeah, should have worn dark trousers. I can't go myself, I'm waiting for an Asda delivery. he will make a good scarecrow for me.

A friend posted it on facebook.