Have I done the spare room? No, of course not, just sat & played solataire whilst watching trashy daytime tv. 
Am cooking a huge potato in the remoska. It'll easily do the 2 of us when daughter gets back. I have wiped the large mushrooms & washed the leaks ready. Fry the leeks, plus garlic, & grill the mushrooms. Then top the mushrooms with fried, seasoned leeks & some cheese over the lot. Very quick,easy & yummy. Goes well with red wine too according to my notes....
Me inspirational? No-way, just realistic, grumpy, critical, argumentative, 'b' minded.....& the rest!
J.