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Morning Inka!........Glad to hear you have survived the storm! 

But Holly never noticed,

The great big garden pond,

So in she falls, with pantless man,

Ivy didn't even respond!

But hiding in the pond

Was a great big giant whale

Holly clambers on the back

And whisks Ivy off to jail.

We three kings of Sycamore Lane,

Bag's are empty an wallets are lame,

With Christmas looming, prices booming,

Decided to go on the game! 

So pantless man just sits there,

all shrivelled up and cold,

With Holly gone, and Ivy gone,

He sits dithering in mould.

Pantless man up is up now

And walks down the Lane

And there he espies a king

Says me tarzan-please be my jane

 You are all mad  !!!! Great fun. Now I need to think of one

Inka , Great to know you still have power and not much damage done.  Like you say there is a price to pay for living in such a beautiful place but I'ld love to be there. Is that the end of the storms now or are there more to come ?

I've got a Jeff Beck  L.P. in the loft called Shapes He released that before he joined the Yardbirds. Maybe I should put it on Ebay

But jane is no princess,

She lives at 22,

So off he trots, with dripping socks,

To give her more than just the flu!

Jean-is this it?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Shapes-Of-Things-Jeff-Beck/dp/B000089AP5/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1353344493&sr=8-2

Yes . thats it Geoff - what a let down  Thought I'ld be in the money  Hey- ho (silver lining) ! 

Pantless man is up to it

And Holly is not about

He shows Jane his Nectar card

But still ends up with nowt

Jean--this is the forecast

Details
The storm cycle will continue over Southern B.C. today. Satellite imagery shows another low pressure area is developing southwest of the Washington coast this morning. It is expected to cross Southern Georgia strait this afternoon causing south to southeast winds to increase rapidly to 70 gusting 90 km/h near midday. Winds will diminish early this evening but expect another bout of strong southeast winds across the entire South Coast on Tuesday, as yet another significant low barrels up towards Northern Vancouver Island.

Golly gosh Inka, so you in for another bashing then ?

I am surprised the school boat ran this morning. Expect the kids will be home early.

Back again. Animals fed. OH keeps making me cups of tea. Every time I  sniff dog gets upset - he thinks i'm crying - so usually have to say it's Ok only a sniff and he leaves you alone. Real crying and he launches himself onto that persons lap, makes you cry more!! he's quite a large dog to leap onto lap!

Now it's more a painful throat and a sniff

Have the awful rhymes stopped.

Inka pleased you still have power, just wet and windy here.

But Jane had started itching,

she was totally out of steam,

so she counted up his Nectar points,

And bought herself some cream.

Oh my word . I forgot about the school boat . I get sea sick in the bath !  

I've seen a Jum-Beck pick-up truck! It was yellow too! Does that count?

 Let me introduce..........Bananna Man Mobile!!!!!!!!!

Good thing you don't live on an island, then, Jean. It is really dismal here. Will have to clear off the driveway so I can stock up on supplies. Can't persuade my dogs to go out and pee--they just roll their eyes! But they never have an accident.

 Evenin Dean  -   You've been rumbled . You're Bananman !!!!