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I missed the Christmas carols I think, I'm all confused

Ok-new words to Christmas Carols we have a Carol but rewrite the words but keep the tune-to days carol is "Hark The Herald Angels Sing"-

-Chris it will bring out the Byron in you

Well, I've got to go pick up madam. catch you in a bit.

GIVE THE DOG A BONE TO CHEW - is that the idea?

Bark the rabid doggies sing

They will eat almost anything

Legs of lamb or currant bun

Anything growing in the sun

That is the idea Chris but you do it all-sorry for confusion

I often have rubbish ideas

That ok Geoff, I'm feeling a bit dense today, just been to put something away in fridge and a carton of cream fell out all over the floor

I might need a minute to think of something, not as quick as I used to be.

OH has just come back from having 4 new tyres on the car, I think I may need oxygen

Another idea is to give the first two lines of a limerick (or even the first four) then several people can contribute their ideas and you get several funnies for the price of one. Quite good if it's seasonal too. 

If anyone wants to try:

Said Santa to one of his deer
This chimney's too narrow, I fear...

I'm Confused (about game) and upset

Daughter just text to say that she can't have 23rd Dec off. It is only day all family will be together, baby and parents from Leeds, etc. we were going to have Christmas day - you know silly games, no TV, lots of food, wine (Becks) Pressies. Now all changed somehow we can eat in evening but all the other stuff . I was going to do that silly game from yesterday- it's the sort you can put down and carry on - still can  do that but D is total extrovert though and always makes things go .......

Next door neighbour just been in to say her dog at vets under aneasthetic as eaten bone and its stuck in her colon

Come on you lot - make me smile

Oh, how dreadfully disappointing :- ( The best I can do at the mo. bjay, is ask 'Which carol is popular in the desert?'

Love the last line of this report-seems so sad

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/naked-man-climbs-whitehall-statue-135157995.html

It is not your day Bjay

Chris -I think you will find the tyres are already inflated-oxygen not needed

Flo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

My bum wont go through

It will stick in the flue

And I won't wriggle out 'til next year.

I'll get the jemmy

you go get Lemmy

RIght - will have to backtrack and see what we're playing here

Hope everyone's OK and survived the storms. No real damage here just a lot of things where they shouldn't be and plenty of large puddles.

Well Caz-we are playing limericks now-but I seem to be on my own-and I don't know where we are either

Said Santa to one of his deer

This chimney's too narrow I fear

I've lost half a stone

Cutting booze out alone

Oh s*d it, let's go for a beer

Gary - I love your picture of the robin - very festive too

Chris - it's brilliant that you can see the Red Arrows.  We saw them in 2011 at the Swansea Bay Air Show and they were just amazing. It was a beautiful day and everyone was sitting on the beach watching them fly up and down over the sea.  We hope they will be back again next year.

Geoff - we can do limericks and/or carols.

Becks - you'll need to give that bath a good scrub when you've finished your monthly bath  

If you've ever wondered how you can always manage to eat dessert when you are full - here's the answer:

Lets stick to limericks for today

Said Santa to one of his deer

This chimney's too narrow I fear

But pass me that rope

And that bar of soap

I'll see if I can slither through here

I expect everyone else is making/eating their dinner/tea which is what I am about to go and do now  Catch you later .......