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sotongeoff wrote (see)

~~~I must not go out without informing the class first 100 times~~~

I suppose you think that's a smarty pants reply,
Better than that you need to try.
Going shopping when it's raining,
And showing cheek to teacher deserves a caning.

And remove that exercise book first.

I'm not seeing a picture of any lines yet???

Stop messing around and get and do them, instead of talking about overwintering soil!! Yes, I can see you! Such a naughty boy!

Hello old faithful forkers!  As I dont usually appear until well into pm, do I need an absence note?  Missed you last night Becks - I was all alone for an hour with only Geoff to write an ode.   Wonder what Gary's up to in his Santa suit

Another late comer, but you are right Caz, you are an afternoon class chic, so no note needed.

I missed ALL of you last night! I am such a hermit, and do do 'mingling'. They could have done a re-union forum instead, but no, it had to be in person, with cuddles, hugs and pecks on cheeks!

I'm the same Becks - have to get dragged along to such events.  Jess's cracker kit sounds great fun - you can get some jokes from Geoff .  A few years ago I carefully took our crackers apart, took the jokes out, replaced them with some very naughty ones, and carefully rewrapped them!  Surprised a few people I can tell you

Just done a few lines

Caz W wrote (see)

...A few years ago I carefully took our crackers apart, took the jokes out, replaced them with some very naughty ones...

I don't think we can condone this.

But if anyone needs some specific ideas you can find plenty on the web.

"Q Why is there a fairy on top of the Christmas tree?
A Santa had had a bad day. Fairy asked what to do with the tree, so Santa told her...stick it up your ..."

Now, are you clever?

This is me miss

 Where has Rebecca gone?

Caz, I'm afraid I have to agree with Gary on this one! That sounds like a wee bit of vandalism! And I am shocked you suggest I put rude jokes in a 3 year old's cracker!

Punishment: Go and stand in the corner for 10 minutes and think about what you did!

Geoff!! Where are those lines!!!! You are being so disrespectful!

I am afraid that I may have to do more than 100 lines my life has been turned upside down. I am so sorry but I have just been coming home and eating then curling up in bed. I have been too tired to read or write.

I hope all are well

Kate is here!!-

gather round everbody-we have tales from the classroom.

You will NEVER have a punishment kate! And you don't need an excuse!

Is it really that bad there? They seem to have put a lot on you. Hope you get it all sorted soon. You are missed here. xx

I did my lines-still coming down

It is not that bad at all but I am a little lacking in stamina. To get there on time I have to leave home by 7.15am and then in the evenings we have meetings and a bit of marking so I am not getting home till 6pm.

I forgot how tiring it is to argue with a 12 year old whose mother has written him a note to avoid a detention.

Kate - stay strong for another few weeks then it's the Christmas Holidays.

Becks - I've been in the corner thinking and I've come up with some better jokes

Aaw, kate, I should start re-thinking about starting another business at home.

Good girl Caz.

Bathing a cat in 7 simple steps...

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to
the toilet water and have both lids lifted.
Obtain the cat and soothe him while you
carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat
in the toilet and close both lids (you may
need to stand on the lid so that he cannot
escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of
your body too close to the edge, as his
paws will be reaching out for anything they
can find. The cat will self-agitate and make
ample suds. Never mind the noises that
come from your toilet, the cat is actually
enjoying this.

4. Flush the toilet three or four times. This
provides a "power wash and rinse" which I
found to be quite effective.

5. Have someone open the door to the
outside and ensure that there are no
people between the toilet and the outside
door.

6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can
and quickly lift both lids.

7. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the
toilet and run outside where he will dry
himself.

Sincerely,

The Dog

ROFL

Prepare and brace yourselves-the wind is coming back tonight-be very afraid

Kate-it will soon be pay-day

Geoff do you have a local supplier????

Becks

Caz it is payday that I need to make it all worthwhile