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What is it with all this gallivanting about-are there lots of people about?

Is the sandwich finished Chris-tomato of brown sauce?

Red on mine please Chris!

Geoff- snowman from me too.

Becks off to think again! Glad Asda arrived.

They were promoting the click & collect at tesco today. Cant see the point for myself, unless I was driving past from work. You've still got to lift the stuff into/out of car boot so back problems inevitable in my case! Am sticking to delivery! J.

Hmm, just had to reinstate my favorite locations on the bbc weather site.....

Wonder what else may have disappeared? J.

Fish finger sandwiches-salad cream or mayonnaise?

Jo-stop fretting-it is good for your machine-you should clean it once a week or so.

Neither! Red sauce!

What is with the red sauce-have you got shares?

Anybody fancy a game of snakes and ladders?

Ha ha ha. No. Just prefer it with fish fingers.

Fish feet

 Has anybody ever been tempted to try this?

I can't believe it! I've won a prize in an on-line competition. It was in Horse Sense magazine and they have just sent an email to say I've won a bag of Molliechaff extra horse feed and it will be with me within 28 days.

Tomato sauce is recommended for a healthy prostrate.

I was talking to someone the other day who'd had the fish pedicure. They enjoyed it. There were quite a few places here that did it but they all seemed to have closed now. I feel sorry for the poor fish.

Yay! Well done you! That's your Christmas dinner sorted then if it comes in time!!

Becks

Prostate-not prostrate-that is lying down-where prostate is something that gets examined

If it wasn't for this nonsense-this forum would be dead

Like half of my frigging Christmas lights! Taking madam to choose some more after nursery. We could be a while!

From today's news ....

"Toys featured in the tale '50 Shades of Grey' are leading to a flush Christmas for the adult novelty industry as Europe’s retailers struggle to keep up with demand for leather-covered spanking paddles and blindfolds featured in the novels."

http://www.businessweek.com/news/2012-12-11/50-shades-under-the-tree-means-surge-for-sex-toy-sales-retail

Sorry I put an extra 'r' in. Are r's something to do with prostates?

There you go Geoff! One for the Missus!

Big gulp smiley

No good asking me Pam! I haven't a clue.

Is it just chaps that have prostates?-haven't played doctors and nurses for a while