London (change)
25/12/2012 at 14:47

25/12/2012 at 14:48


25/12/2012 at 14:51


25/12/2012 at 14:53

Merry Christmas everyone - sounds like you're all having a good day so far .  Feeling rather full now but can probably manage a couple of Quality Street in a minute.  Plenty of TV to watch now and also have a few things recorded. 

Kindle Fire sounds great Geoff - but we won't need to know exactly where you are while posting .

BJay - I have serious wheelbarrow envy now .

Have fun everyone and thanks for all the fun we've had here - long may it continue.



25/12/2012 at 14:55

The joke I had in my cracker today:

What happened to the hyena who ate an Oxo cube?

He made a laughing stock of himself!

25/12/2012 at 15:31


The very last lot of cracker jokes- till next year any way~~~~~~~~~~~~


What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam.

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? Wi’ Jammin

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a boogie in it.

What did the inflatable teacher at the inflatable school say to the inflatable child caught holding a pin? You let me down, you let your friends down, you let your school down but most of all... you let yourself down.

What’s white, fluffy and swings through a cake shop? - A meringue-utang.

Where does a general keep his armies? - Up his sleevies.

What do you give someone who has everything? - Penicillin.

What is green, has a black cloak and holds up stage coaches? - Dick Gherkin

What is the difference between a buffalo and a bison? - You can’t wash your hands in a buffalo

What is the nearest thing to Silver? - The Lone Ranger’s bottom.

25/12/2012 at 16:27

25/12/2012 at 16:37

Caz, I love that joke, and your pink wheelbarrow. Decided not to put wheelbarrow on my list as it's very hard to direct OH to exactly the right thing even when I write the names of the shops, the serial numbers, attach a photograph etc!

Sounds as if everyone's having a lovely day. OH got home about 2.30 so I've had my opening now
Looking forward to entertainment when dogs open their parcels. I'll probably be refereeing fights if I know my lots.

25/12/2012 at 17:00
Happy Christmas everyone! had a lovely lunch but not room for any pudding yet! Hope everybody is having a super day! Doing presents tomorrow when we will all be at home!!
25/12/2012 at 18:11

Pink wheel barrow is mine - Bjay

It's in my kitchen - don't want to get it dirty

OH hid it on the wood pile Ho Ho

25/12/2012 at 19:34
Evening lovelies!!
Still no Internet, but I don't care as we're having a lovely day, and haven't needed the PC for anything!
Looks like a bomb has hit the place! (More than usual) but am now sitting with my feet up watching Teachers on 4OD while Jess is finger painting!
Hope you've all had a great day! Sounds like you have from your posts! Xx
25/12/2012 at 20:44
Evening, I got a bronze hare, some perfume and a big box of chocs. Just relaxing, waiting for Downton now. When I was I was little and we had 3 families together on Christmas Day we always played Newmarket. I always got irritated cos the grown ups kept talking!

Whatever you're doing this evening, have a good time!
25/12/2012 at 21:02

Oh, Bjay! I didn't mean to nick your pink wheelbarrow and donate it to Caz. No wonder you're hiding it inthe kitchen

Recording Downton as I'm rather tellied out at the mo. Lazing in Christmas jimjams (with Tigger on) in front of wood burner. It's a bit hot and I've had to open the conservatory door so I don't melt   

25/12/2012 at 21:04

Now waiting for The Royal Family-Eastenders is on -recording Downton to watch tomorrow

Have had wine-shouldn't do that

25/12/2012 at 21:14
Oh Lordy! A tiddly Geoff!! Is everyone prepared!!
25/12/2012 at 21:24

I am holding the misletoe


25/12/2012 at 21:29
Ha ha ha. Yeah, but what if you want to scratch your nose??
25/12/2012 at 21:31

I never thought of that-but it does give jungle balls a whole new meaning

25/12/2012 at 21:57

Most certainly does!! Madam is starting to flag. Might have an early night off her tonight!

26/12/2012 at 00:02
Geoff, do you have a pump for those muscles?

Did anyone see Call the Midwife? Pinky and Perky were on, I loved them, they had lots of hit records, I recall.