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Merry Christmas everyone - sounds like you're all having a good day so far . Feeling rather full now but can probably manage a couple of Quality Street in a minute. Plenty of TV to watch now and also have a few things recorded.
Kindle Fire sounds great Geoff - but we won't need to know exactly where you are while posting .
BJay - I have serious wheelbarrow envy now .
Have fun everyone and thanks for all the fun we've had here - long may it continue.
The joke I had in my cracker today:
What happened to the hyena who ate an Oxo cube?
He made a laughing stock of himself!
The very last lot of cracker jokes- till next year any way~~~~~~~~~~~~
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam.
How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? Wi’ Jammin
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a boogie in it.
What did the inflatable teacher at the inflatable school say to the inflatable child caught holding a pin? You let me down, you let your friends down, you let your school down but most of all... you let yourself down.
What’s white, fluffy and swings through a cake shop? - A meringue-utang.
Where does a general keep his armies? - Up his sleevies.
What do you give someone who has everything? - Penicillin.
What is green, has a black cloak and holds up stage coaches? - Dick Gherkin
What is the difference between a buffalo and a bison? - You can’t wash your hands in a buffalo
What is the nearest thing to Silver? - The Lone Ranger’s bottom.
Caz, I love that joke, and your pink wheelbarrow. Decided not to put wheelbarrow on my list as it's very hard to direct OH to exactly the right thing even when I write the names of the shops, the serial numbers, attach a photograph etc!
Sounds as if everyone's having a lovely day. OH got home about 2.30 so I've had my opening now Looking forward to entertainment when dogs open their parcels. I'll probably be refereeing fights if I know my lots.
Pink wheel barrow is mine - Bjay
It's in my kitchen - don't want to get it dirty
OH hid it on the wood pile Ho Ho
Oh, Bjay! I didn't mean to nick your pink wheelbarrow and donate it to Caz. No wonder you're hiding it inthe kitchen
Recording Downton as I'm rather tellied out at the mo. Lazing in Christmas jimjams (with Tigger on) in front of wood burner. It's a bit hot and I've had to open the conservatory door so I don't melt
Now waiting for The Royal Family-Eastenders is on -recording Downton to watch tomorrow
Have had wine-shouldn't do that
I am holding the misletoe
I never thought of that-but it does give jungle balls a whole new meaning
Most certainly does!! Madam is starting to flag. Might have an early night off her tonight!