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Try nozama for everything cack-handed.

My wand has arrived -I feel like Harry Potter

Speedos must be worn at the prize-giving

I also need  a long weight?

I do not own any speedos, can you post my prize?

You need to stand at a bus stop and wait for a trolley bus.

Where can I buy elbow grease?

All these assumptions about who has won- this isn't a rigged contest-the results have not been announced yet.

Are there no consolation prizes?

What do you use elbow grease for?

It is not all about winning, it is about taking part have you not heard of the Olympic spirit?

Elbow grease for creaky joints,

The chap that didn't want the Liverpool job has got the Liverpool job-my application obviously failed

I would not worry too much about the job, your application can be reviewed in December after they have lost a few games.

I am init to winit, I have bought a lucky ticket for tonight too

The Sunday Mirror is no more

Are you mates still on for sharesies on lottery wins?

I see this thread is much-viewed. Having done my bit in the quiz, I have been sitting back enjoying the entertainment. Keep it up chaps :- )

If you join in FloBear you get a share in the lottery wins and other exciting competitions.

But I have been - under the pseudonym of Gerald Wiley ;- )

Custard surely?

Oh, the secret of my first name is out. But it's spelled Custarde. (the francais way)

I was working from memory and even then wasn't sure I'd get it right-

shouldn't it be "la creme anglais"

I am still on for sharesies on lottery wins! I'd better go and buy a ticket.....

I am famous - I was in the Surrey Advertiser last week, a picture and everything! Just so's you know....

I have been trying to work out the sharesies but I can only do round numbers

Hi Lottie I hear that Come dine with me want you for their next celebrity edition.

I am considering all offers.

Am sure I just heard a rumble of thunder....hope it rains on my allotment, its a dust bowl at the moment.

Lottie -give us a clue-were you pictured getting into a car after a night on the tiles?

Cubs? Scouts? Village Hall project? Allotments?

Dinner menus?-chicken salad here

Pasta with courgette and tomatoes, I need to go shopping!