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24/01/2013 at 14:03

He'd have a fit if he saw my kitchen - so would you lot as well.  I am a collector of allsorts and have bright pink shelving in the utility room with all sorts of everything on them. OH says you need shades on if you go in there.

24/01/2013 at 14:06

I have a very busy kitchen too

Will anyone be doing the RSPB Garden Birdwatch with me this weekend?


24/01/2013 at 14:07

Caz   . Love a rummage Becks , always managed to find something. I'm lucky though - shops not far from where we live.

24/01/2013 at 14:09

hi caz

i sure hope todo it but not sure how yet standing at window is a problem but i will work something out


24/01/2013 at 14:15

I'll have a go too.

24/01/2013 at 14:24
Caz W wrote (see)

Will anyone be doing the RSPB Garden Birdwatch with me this weekend?


I am hoping Cheryl Cole,Nicole and Kylie might appear

24/01/2013 at 14:27
Not sure if any of them would venture into a garden
24/01/2013 at 14:27

They probably won't want any of your fat balls though

24/01/2013 at 14:28
sotongeoff wrote (see)

I am hoping Cheryl, Nicole and Kylie might appear

So are those the names you've given your chickens, Geoff.

24/01/2013 at 14:31

Pun intended.....

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

When chemists die, they barium.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

PMS jokes aren't funny; period...

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection. urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Velcro - what a rip off! 

24/01/2013 at 14:42

Just popping in to say hi to all the forkers here. Busy day cleaning, but sun is out and not so cold as yesterday.                                                                                            Inka, you're getting a pat on the back from me. That's some  effort!!  

Signing off  now, have to get back to bathroom.

24/01/2013 at 15:12

Hello and goodbye FC

Just when you think the fuss has died down

Waving at Bjay- and Flo-where is the theatre review-must have been one hell of a show party

24/01/2013 at 15:26

Don't mind wearing the sombrero but I don't think the dodgy moustache would suit me.

Jean, I like a bargain rummage as well!

FC, mine needs doing if you've got a spare half hour!

As for the kitchen, well lets just say its a work in progress. I do it at the weekends and in the week its mostly left to fend for itself!

24/01/2013 at 15:55

Hello I'm here.

God what stressful time - my computers been up and running for ages but OH thought he knew best and his isn't Why he just can't leave things alone

So as he is calmer thought I'd catch up

Sorry to hear about your leg Darren, sounded iffy when you first said. After 2 years of reatment because I didn't get help straight away with my foot I now think a&e all the time

If one of you computer whizzes can direct to how I can get my wireless printer to print now I'd be sooo grateful

24/01/2013 at 16:01


24/01/2013 at 16:13

Inka? That bad??

24/01/2013 at 16:13

Hey up Inka...........You overdone it lass?

Oh! n welldone on the weight loss n smoking stuff! Good on ya! 

24/01/2013 at 16:32

Maybe its Geoff's jokes that have had that effect on Inka!

24/01/2013 at 16:35

Hi Inka hope it wasn't groan about computers Geoffs jokes Yes!

24/01/2013 at 16:40

Never thought of that!