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He'd have a fit if he saw my kitchen - so would you lot as well.  I am a collector of allsorts and have bright pink shelving in the utility room with all sorts of everything on them. OH says you need shades on if you go in there.

I have a very busy kitchen too

Will anyone be doing the RSPB Garden Birdwatch with me this weekend?

http://www.rspb.org.uk/birdwatch/

Caz   . Love a rummage Becks , always managed to find something. I'm lucky though - shops not far from where we live.

hi caz

i sure hope todo it but not sure how yet standing at window is a problem but i will work something out

I'll have a go too.

Caz W wrote (see)

Will anyone be doing the RSPB Garden Birdwatch with me this weekend?

http://www.rspb.org.uk/birdwatch/

 

I am hoping Cheryl Cole,Nicole and Kylie might appear

They probably won't want any of your fat balls though

sotongeoff wrote (see)

I am hoping Cheryl, Nicole and Kylie might appear

So are those the names you've given your chickens, Geoff.

Pun intended.....

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

When chemists die, they barium.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

PMS jokes aren't funny; period...

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection. urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Velcro - what a rip off! 

Just popping in to say hi to all the forkers here. Busy day cleaning, but sun is out and not so cold as yesterday.                                                                                            Inka, you're getting a pat on the back from me. That's some  effort!!  

Signing off  now, have to get back to bathroom.

Hello and goodbye FC

Just when you think the fuss has died down

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/fears-carcinogen-horse-meat-111043392.html#wGQ41tS

Waving at Bjay- and Flo-where is the theatre review-must have been one hell of a show party

Don't mind wearing the sombrero but I don't think the dodgy moustache would suit me.

Jean, I like a bargain rummage as well!

FC, mine needs doing if you've got a spare half hour!

As for the kitchen, well lets just say its a work in progress. I do it at the weekends and in the week its mostly left to fend for itself!

Hello I'm here.

God what stressful time - my computers been up and running for ages but OH thought he knew best and his isn't Why he just can't leave things alone

So as he is calmer thought I'd catch up

Sorry to hear about your leg Darren, sounded iffy when you first said. After 2 years of reatment because I didn't get help straight away with my foot I now think a&e all the time

If one of you computer whizzes can direct to how I can get my wireless printer to print now I'd be sooo grateful

Groan.

Inka? That bad??

Hey up Inka...........You overdone it lass?

Oh! n welldone on the weight loss n smoking stuff! Good on ya! 

Maybe its Geoff's jokes that have had that effect on Inka!

Hi Inka hope it wasn't groan about computers Geoffs jokes Yes!

Never thought of that!