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26/05/2012 at 20:18

I went to the hardware shop today and asked for a new fork handle and he gave me 4 candles why is this?

26/05/2012 at 20:21

Was it the same shop that sold you letter O's when you wanted garden 'ose?

26/05/2012 at 20:26

It was the same shop, but I just thought that that time he was trying to save me from a hefty fine.

26/05/2012 at 20:30

I need some candles can we do a swop?

26/05/2012 at 20:31

I may have mentioned I have been on hols-every morning they turn the sprinklers on to water the grass but get over 300 days of sunshine per year-mind you the country is going broke but green grass is better to them than greenbacks.

I used to think that pesetas was Spanish for potatoes

26/05/2012 at 20:41

Geoff what is spanish for potatoes??

England are 1-0 up, if Englebert wins Eurovision could be a glorious night

Jo I am keeping my candles unless you have a weather vane?

26/05/2012 at 20:45

el chips

There is something wrong with my TV-it keeps picking up some foreign music show-who should I contact?

So is Woy the new Messiah?

26/05/2012 at 20:54

I hope you are not admitting to watching Eurovision, there is a support group

England have a great record in friendlies it is just important games that we lose.

26/05/2012 at 20:58

I am not watching it but someone is-I just happen to be in the same room -now some Norwegians are singing in English-why don't we get songs sung in Norwegian?

Will Pudsey put in appearance?

26/05/2012 at 21:03

Pudsey is in hollywood.

Maybe you could suggest to "Cheryl" that she sings her next song in Norwegian, it would be an improvement.

26/05/2012 at 21:12

I read in the paper today that a "source" close to Cheryl has revealed she will be singing for the Queen next week-Jedward for Ireland soon-how gutted John must be that he only gets the J not the Edward bit.

Will Sandie Shaw put in an appearance?

26/05/2012 at 21:16

But the J comes first.

Do you think the Queen has a discreet i-pod? 

Sandy is too busy watching the footy.

26/05/2012 at 21:23

Mrs Grimes must be very proud of her 2 little boys.

Queenie probably has a manservant who sings songs to her at and shuffles randomly at the same time.

26/05/2012 at 21:27

The Good Lady does have an i-pod,. Harry bought Her one for Christmas..Unfortunately were not in the euros, again,but will be supporting England.Good Luck

26/05/2012 at 21:29

I had the image of the queen listening to opera as "Cheryl" sings , in the privacy of her own home she probably has a small choir follow her around.

I wonder how Jedwards brother feels

26/05/2012 at 21:33

Lonely

26/05/2012 at 21:35

Edentoy are you welsh? 

26/05/2012 at 21:37

Jedward according to Wiki were worth 4.5million at April2012-where did it all go wrong?

26/05/2012 at 21:50

England won

Loius always saw the potential, I wonder what his cut is?

I have cherry ice cream

26/05/2012 at 21:57

sotongeoff-Simon laughed,Danni sat back in shock, Louis chuckled, " ill have some of that" and Jedward went straight to the bank, and we are worried about  our plants.....................kate1123 Im from Northern Ireland  

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