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Hallowe'en Howlers

What do zombies like for dinner?

 

 

Goulash!

 

 

image I'll get my coat


Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





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  • TopbirdTopbird Posts: 8,352

    What do zombies wear when gardening?

     

    Gouloshes !!

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    Heaven is ... sitting in the garden with a G&T and a cat while watching the sun go down
  • ElusiveElusive Posts: 992

    Why didnt the skeleton go the dance?

     

     

    Because he had nobody to go with image

  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,138

    What do spiders do for fun at Hallowe'en?

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Surf the web image


    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • What kind of street does a ghost like.

     

    One with a dead end

  • What does Frankinstein like for tea.

     

    Monster mash

  • FairygirlFairygirl Posts: 55,117

    Shockingly bad....image

    Where's Verdun's input? image

    Here's  mine: 

    What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snowman?

    Frostbite

    It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....



    I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
  • TopbirdTopbird Posts: 8,352

    That's the best yet FG! image

    (Probably because I hadn't heard it before.....)

    Heaven is ... sitting in the garden with a G&T and a cat while watching the sun go down
  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,138
    I like Hallowe'en  .... I've been saving all the cobwebs in my house for  decorations image


    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • ginagibbsginagibbs Posts: 756

    What do witches use in their hair ?......Scare sprayimage

    Why do demons and ghosts hang out together?.....'cos demons are a ghoul's best friendimageimage

    What do you call a goblin that's got too close to the fire? ...a Toasty Ghosty imageimageimage

    Happy Halloween image

  •  Dove image

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