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Hallowe'en Howlers
Dovefromabove
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What do zombies like for dinner?
Goulash!
I'll get my coat
Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.
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What do zombies wear when gardening?
Gouloshes !!
Why didnt the skeleton go the dance?
Because he had nobody to go with
What do spiders do for fun at Hallowe'en?
Surf the web
Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.
What kind of street does a ghost like.
One with a dead end
What does Frankinstein like for tea.
Monster mash
Shockingly bad....
Where's Verdun's input?
Here's mine:
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
That's the best yet FG!
(Probably because I hadn't heard it before.....)
Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.
What do witches use in their hair ?......Scare spray
Why do demons and ghosts hang out together?.....'cos demons are a ghoul's best friend
What do you call a goblin that's got too close to the fire? ...a Toasty Ghosty
Happy Halloween
Dove