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There'll be more of this before its over!
KEF

"They'd have your eyes out" ...referring to the greedy birds that I feed who have pecked at a courgette.

KEF

You'll be laughing on the other side of your face

He'd skin a turd for a farthing!

Sorry, crude
Alan4711

Tight sod, Wouldn't part the drip of his nose

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Alan4711

Sorry wrong,,should be ,,,,,Tight sod wouldn't part with the drip of his nose 

KEF

Would nip a currant in half

Bekkie ....

Some one had to raise the tone i suppose
KEF

No need to dust it doesn't get any worse after 7 years. Quentin Crisp year unknown, but I love his philosophy.

If it dont grow up it will grow down- my nanny cats saying for new plants, got rest her!
Its got two choices- it do ..... or .....it dont.
My grandads saying for anything that was poorly, plants baby birds etc, god rest him too!
KEF

If you want to be happy for a month kill a pig

If you want to be happy for a year take a wife

If you want to happy for a lifetime plant a garden

Old Chinese proverb

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