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David K

"The problem with doing nothing, you don't know when you've finished"

Next!

There'll be more of this before its over!
KEF

"They'd have your eyes out" ...referring to the greedy birds that I feed who have pecked at a courgette.

KEF

You'll be laughing on the other side of your face

He'd skin a turd for a farthing!

Sorry, crude

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Alan4711

Tight sod, Wouldn't part the drip of his nose

Alan4711

Sorry wrong,,should be ,,,,,Tight sod wouldn't part with the drip of his nose 

KEF

Would nip a currant in half

Bekkie ....

David K

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it

 

Voltaire 1759

 

Some one had to raise the tone i suppose
KEF

No need to dust it doesn't get any worse after 7 years. Quentin Crisp year unknown, but I love his philosophy.

David K

bekkie hughes wrote (see)

Some one had to raise the tone i suppose

 

Okay, I'll lower it again.

"They misunderestimated me."

George Bush.

 

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If it dont grow up it will grow down- my nanny cats saying for new plants, got rest her!
Its got two choices- it do ..... or .....it dont.
My grandads saying for anything that was poorly, plants baby birds etc, god rest him too!
KEF

If you want to be happy for a month kill a pig

If you want to be happy for a year take a wife

If you want to happy for a lifetime plant a garden

Old Chinese proverb

David K
"Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination"