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04/07/2014 at 19:49

"The problem with doing nothing, you don't know when you've finished"

Next!

04/07/2014 at 19:50
There'll be more of this before its over!
KEF
04/07/2014 at 19:52

"They'd have your eyes out" ...referring to the greedy birds that I feed who have pecked at a courgette.

KEF
04/07/2014 at 19:54

You'll be laughing on the other side of your face

04/07/2014 at 20:05
He'd skin a turd for a farthing!

Sorry, crude
04/07/2014 at 20:07

Tight sod, Wouldn't part the drip of his nose

04/07/2014 at 20:08
This thread is ace
04/07/2014 at 20:09

Sorry wrong,,should be ,,,,,Tight sod wouldn't part with the drip of his nose 

KEF
04/07/2014 at 20:09

Would nip a currant in half

Bekkie ....

04/07/2014 at 20:10
Theres no pockets in shrouds!
04/07/2014 at 20:11

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it

 

Voltaire 1759

 

04/07/2014 at 20:12
Some one had to raise the tone i suppose
KEF
04/07/2014 at 20:15

No need to dust it doesn't get any worse after 7 years. Quentin Crisp year unknown, but I love his philosophy.

04/07/2014 at 20:17
My other half practices that!
04/07/2014 at 20:18

bekkie hughes wrote (see)

Some one had to raise the tone i suppose

 

Okay, I'll lower it again.

"They misunderestimated me."

George Bush.

 

04/07/2014 at 20:19
If it dont grow up it will grow down- my nanny cats saying for new plants, got rest her!
04/07/2014 at 20:21
Its got two choices- it do ..... or .....it dont.
My grandads saying for anything that was poorly, plants baby birds etc, god rest him too!
KEF
04/07/2014 at 20:22

If you want to be happy for a month kill a pig

If you want to be happy for a year take a wife

If you want to happy for a lifetime plant a garden

Old Chinese proverb

04/07/2014 at 20:25
"Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination"
04/07/2014 at 20:26
Awww, i like that, and yours KEF
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