Zoomer44 wrote (see)
Might struggle to get camel do dar through customs Frank and, having 'search me' stamped on my forehead, I'd find it a tad bit difficult to explain the contents of my suitcase.
After watching some of those customs programmes it seems people swallow it Zoomer!! Of course it would be wise to put it in a little plastic bag first otherwise you may grow green palm leaves instead of hair. Different, but could cause a few crashes on the M62 as you head to Teesside.