....ok, not funny! Sorry.
I'm in Cornwall. Short walk to sand dunes and half mile from the beach. Light sandy soil that has been improved....ranging from very good soil in veg patch to generally good to quite poor in places. Sycamore trees at bottom of garden protect from any salt winds. Mild to very mild....this winter, for example, has not been too cold.
I have a 80 x 80 foot front garden with lawn and jam packed with some nice plants....been told its eye catching.
Back garden is of same size featuring veg patch, small pool, hexagonal greenhouse, fruit bushes and espalier and cordon top fruit and lawn. Both front and back gardens are "walled"
I grow lots of tender perennials, hellebores, and reflects my"plantsman's" obsession for new or desirable plants. Like my grasses too and coloured/variegated shrubs and perennials. It's tidy and maintained but not obsessively so....my dog keeps to paths and lawns.